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About Me

Hi. Read this, or not, see if I give a fuck. About me? What the fuck do I know?
Anyway, my name is Lauren, but often get called Loz, The Almighty Loz/Lauren and various other things depending on the sanity and soberity levels of the person in question.
Apparently, I can sometimes come across as pretty pissy, but that's just a stupid first impression I give and I guess I'm a pretty friendly person :) I can have a pretty twisted sense of humor, it's probably Sarahs fault. Actually, who am I kidding? I've just got a dirty mind :) My favourite band ever is the good old 'Tallica. Amazing band. Would do them all anytime of the week. Twice. Maybe three times.
My friends = AWESHUM! :D Owen = I am fond of your appearance ;D Nice work team, you guys are the shit. Quite literally.
Shit, this is probably the biggest About Me I have ever written. PERIOD.
Hehe, I said period.
"It's not like I'm going 'man, I wish Hitler was alive' but I like turning the screw and making people think that" - Kerry King

My Interests

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Shaun Welgemoed - Call Me When You're Sober

My Blog

Chased by a Scottish viking. Priceless :)

An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor. The housebreaker leapt from the first-floor wind...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 15:19:00 GMT

Possibly the greatest news story ever.

..>..> ..> Bike sex man placed on probation --> -->--> -->--> -->A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation. Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:56:00 GMT

The aftermath

Download, the life and death of me. Who did I see? Ill Nino-Yeah. Megadeth-We are not worthy. Dragonforce-Does anyone actually take this band seriously..? Korn-Speechless. Bowling For Soup-I'M AN EMO ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:58:00 GMT