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Movies:

I'd like to see a James Bond movie where James Bond gets behind financially and maybe has to take out a bill consolidation loan, because even when he's applying for the loan he's still real smart-alecky.-Jack Handey

Television:

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The next time you go to the doctor, go ahead and bring in a stool sample. They might need it. Better go ahead and bring some for the dentist too.- Jack Handey

Books:

“Death, having prey'd upon the outward parts, leaves them invisible, and his siege is now against the mind, the which he pricks and wounds with many legions of strange fantasies, which, in their throng and press to that last hold, confound themselves. 'Tis strange that death should sing.”— William Shakespeare — If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.- Jack Handey

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