GI Joe

Liberal politics, working out, military, weightlifting, George Mason University, ROTC, combat arms, open-mindedness, honesty, American Civil Liberties Union, National Rifle Association, Amnesty International, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 9/11/85 ... yeah, it used to be 9-1-1, but now it's 9/11
Birthplace: Norfolk, VA
Current Location: Hampton, VA at home, Fairfax for college
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Southpaw
Your Heritage: almost entirely Polish, 1/8th English I think
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown, bargain walking shoes
Your Weakness: Overconfidence
Your Fears: Not being there for everyone
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese, preferably from Pizza Paradiso
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into the accelerated Masters in Political Science program
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: cool shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: Usually what time do I need to re-set my alarm to realistically wake up
Your Best Physical Feature: Upper torso, but I've heard eyes and lips from others
Your Bedtime: Usually 2-3 am on non-PT days
Your Most Missed Memory: Friends, family and pets who've passed away
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Don't like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino if I have to
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Almost always
Do you Sing: Unfortunately
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Am
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: At the weirdest times
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I'm borderline
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, not trying to kill babies that way
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I really should some time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Just once, but quality made up for quantity
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but I made up for it
Ever been Beaten up: Yup
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Quickly, which oddly enough I think will happen
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to kill people who are trying to kill good people
What country would you most like to Visit: Thspain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: w/e
Favourite Hair Color: w/e
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: w/e
Weight: w/e
Best Clothing Style: Not expensive
Number of Drugs I have taken: I barely even take over-the-counter
Number of CDs I own: Dunno cuz I ripped them all onto my comp
Number of Piercings: 1 ... the left ear, sicko
Number of Tattoos: None, hopefully I can change that before I contract with the Army
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None really, it all shapes who I am now

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Criticals
Name?: Joe
Age?: 20
Birthdate?: 9/11/85
Gender?: Male
Eye Color?: Green
Hair Color?: Brown
Height?: 6'0"
Lefty/Righty/Both?: Left
Some Stuff About You
Where were you born?: Norfolk, VA
Where do you live now?: Hampton & Fairfax, VA
How many schools have you gone to?: a bunch of elementary schools, then just one MS, HS & college
Any nicknames?: Joe, ROTC Joe, GI Joe
How did you get nickname(s)?: they're pretty easy to figure out
How many siblings do you have?: 2
How many pets?: 6, but my favorites are all dead
Are your parents married/divorced/widowed/other?: the only still married one in the world
Do you consider yourself to be a clutz?: No
Do you like to be “in fashion” or do you have your own style?: it's definitely my own, though I'm not sure "style" describes it
Favorites
Color?: Changes every couple years, currently blue
Food?: Pizza Paradiso pizza
Drink?: Dr. Pepper / Mr. Pibb
Ice Cream Flavor?: peanut butter
TV show?: The Shield
Movie?: True Lies
Movie Genre?: Action
Actor/Actress?: Liam Neeson
Book?: The Sun Also Rises
Author?: don't read enough to have fav.
Book Genre?: Military Autobiography
Song?: Moonlight Sonata
Musical Artist?: don't list to enough music to have fav.
Music Genre?: Musicals -- not kidding
Time of day?: after midnight
Day of the week?: Thursday
Number?: 7
Place to be?: home in Hampton
Animal?: cat
Friends
Do you have a large or small group of friends?: small but they're genuine friends
Who would you say is the craziest of your friends?: Tricia
Calmest?: my brother
Loudest?: Rosemary
Quietest?: no one I know
Who lives closest to you?: Heather
Farthest?: everyone at Mason
Who have you known the longest?: Heather
Shortest?: go figure it's Heather
Last friend you e-mailed?: my sister
Chatted with online?: Heather again
Talked to on the phone?: my brother
Talked to in person?: Nina
Have You Ever
Been outside of state?: Yes
Outside of the country?: No
Smoked?: Yes
Gotten drunk?: ;-)
Received a speeding ticket?: No, but I would have if I weren't white
Been in a car accident?: Not a reported one
Been on stage?: Bunch of times
Dyed your hair?: Never
Will/Would You Ever
Leave the state?: Will have to, but I love it here
Leave the country?: Only to defend it
Rob a bank?: Nope
Go skydiving?: Hope to
Go bungee jumping?: Hope to
Climb Mt. Everest?: I've actually been thinking about it lately
Move cross-country to be with the one you loved?: How would I know?
Do You Want
A mansion?: No, I like simplicity
A fancy-shmancy car?: Honestly no
To be rich?: As long as I earned it
To rule the world?: No
To live forever?: There'd be no point in living if we all didn't have to die
To change something about yourself?: You can only play the hand you're dealt
To change something in the past?: Spend more time with gone loved ones
This or That
Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Warnes Bros. but not WB
Wal-Mart or Target?: Wal-Mart
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Choc
Burgers or Hot Dogs?: Neither, but hot dogs if I'm starving
Black or White?: Black
Beauty or Smarts?: Always smarts but there has to be some beauty in there
Phone or Instant Messenger?: IM
Handwritten letters or E-mail?: E-Mail except at boot camp
Outdoors or Indoors?: Outdoors
Movies or Books?: Movies, I can't concentrate
Shower or Bath?: Bath back at home
Pie or Cake?: Let me eat cake
Cake or Ice cream?: Let me eat ice cream
Computer games or Platform games (PS2, GC, etc.)?: Computer even with its reduced quality
Random Questions
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?: European or African?
What is black and white and read/red all over?: Newspaper
Why is it there are like 4 different brands of chicken flavored ramen?: Like who cares?
And why do they all taste differently from each other?: See above
Final Thoughts
What do you think of this survey?: Fun at first, lame now
How long did it take you to take this survey?: Too long
Will you fill out another survey like this anytime in the future?: Gotta be a teenager
You glad to hear this survey is finally over??: Oh yes
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