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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm fucked up. I guess we're all fucked up. Am I fucked up? I guess not, not if it's normal to think of yourself as fucked up, coming to realize that everybody else thinks of themselves as fucked up. So does it really make you? So judge of me as you will!

To know about me is to witness what I do. You cannot be told about me by this simple form of context. It must be absorbed just like that guy tried to give that other guy cancer with his mind. It's a word I can't come to think of right now. To get the full effect, one must witness what is Chris, visually and audibly.

I shall tell you of a few things:

I am a sinner; Although I do not believe in said act of sinning, or the rules of a god. I am not an athiest, but I chose not to believe that is the alternative.

One time I almost got hit by a speeding bus. I would have been splatterd Chris all over the ground.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chris Farley, because he was one hell of a great actor/comedian.

Devin Townsend, because he's a musical genious.

Dave Mustaine, because he's a god damned great guitarist.

Mitch Hedberg, because... he was one of the funniest, and short lived comedians to grace our land.

My Blog

head on collision with life?

I've been finding this week really hard to handle mentally.  Not that it was strenuous, but of other things.  Some people may know, everybody will know in a couple weeks.Seems as though ever...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:35:00 GMT

Im really hairy

I've been thinking to myself, for a few days now.Im really hairy.  As I'm sure anybody whose reading this can tell by the picture(s) next to it.  I do have funky hair, though.  Which, I...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 23:06:00 GMT

it looks nice outside

Drove the new car home drunk, the first night it was in my hands.  Fun stuff.This was friday.  It's sunday.  it's all fun and games until I lose my life driving over the bridge at the m...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:30:00 GMT

Sunday, sunday

Drinking til 5am, 3 hours sleep, waking up at 10:30 for brunch at 11:30...feelin great.  I think the day will fall apart, though.
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:52:00 GMT

My birthday

Wow.  im so exstatic, it's my birthday..... yay.....Started off well.  We'll see how it goes.  Should end up drinking.My moustache absorbs liquids very well.  I wonder if I can som...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:29:00 GMT

the farthest link, forclose

It's night.  It's day.  It's a time of the night.  What day?  Oh that day.Ok.Solace of it.  Ahhhhhhhh...... blinding week.  More blindness to come, :(
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:32:00 GMT