My 5th Night In Las Vegas |
Last night I had a lovely impromptu dinner in the Palms Hotel food court with my mother and two prostitutes. I walked up to them and said, "Hi, can my mom and I join you for dinner," and the white on...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:11:00 GMT |
Magic Videos |
Last Night myspace.com 'featured' one of my magic videos. I had 10,000 hits on it last night alone. I'll never be that popular in real life.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:47:00 GMT |
How I spent last night: |
Check out this video: Card Spring
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Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 21:39:00 GMT |
8 out of 10 |
I give this summer an eight out of ten:-Work (at the Cook County State's Attorney Office) is good; I'm learning a lot, but not doing as many trials as I had hoped.-I finished the first draft of my boo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 19:58:00 GMT |
Getting Your Wallet Stolen Can Be Fun! |
It happened last week at a Caribou Coffee. A guy walked up to my table, trying to sell me a free newspaper. I didn't realized until 10 minutes after declining his offer that my wallet was no longer o...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 13:33:00 GMT |
Welcome to the most fulfilling 60 seconds of your life. |
If you've been my myspace friend for a whileas most of you haveyou'll know that I have yet to post a link to any website&aside from links to stories I've written for online publications&. I now post...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 20:41:00 GMT |
Senator Bill Frist: Doctor...and my Soulmate! |
The American Enterprise just posted the following story of mine...next to one by Senator Bill Frist.
Here's the link: http://www.taemag.com/issues/articleID.19268/article_detail. asp
And ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:50:00 GMT |
I'm SO fucking spiritual! |
Student Life:
If you have any questions about the First Amendment, now is the time to ask because I had my Constitutional Law final yesterday and I can already feel the knowledge seeping out of my bra...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 13:54:00 GMT |
Pickup Tricks |
I've been on Spring Break this past week, working on the Pickup Tricks proposal with my literary agent Byrd and my, uh, mom, who is helping with layout design. Here's the final introduction to t...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:31:00 GMT |
Girls, Grades, and other Good things |
I like reading blogs about suffering and emotional destruction. Thats why we blog in the first placeright? To complain about stuff and get some sympathy from our cyber-friends. Bes...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:29:00 GMT |
