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Mr. Guinness

Dropping your pants on stage does not deploy star power

About Me

"may you be half an hour in heaven before the devil knows your dead"

My Interests

five-point-palm-exploding-heart-technique, get fuzzy, guinness, washington redskins, st. louis cardinals, arielle, ireland, phothunt, jumble, music, mp3's, movies, sex, thongs, blondes, brunettes, red heads, bikinis. concerts, britney spears

I'd like to meet:

Arthus Guinness....RIP...to thank him for making yummy Guinness, Elvis, Aliens, HUlk Hogan, Jack teh Ripper, Britney, Yoda, Jesus, David the Gnome, The guy who invented air conditioning

Music:

My Gay Uncle, Guns N Roses, Avenged Sevenfold, Flogging Molly, Beck, Blue October, Vertical Horizon, Splender, Britney, Metallica, Gorillaz, Vagiant

Movies:

Gladiator, Braveheart, High Fidelity, As Good As It Gets, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Old School. School of Rock, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

Tilt, P.T.I., Curb Your Enthusiasm, Around the Horn, Simpsons, Family Guy, All American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

Anything Bill Bryson, Nick Hornby, and Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Arthur Guinness, My parents