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Ronnie

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About Me

I'm cursed with immortality (I survive shit that kills normal people) My life is stranger than fiction but it is entertaining! I'm a mensa drop out, they bored me. I live with the coolest girl on earth (#1 on my friends list) and my dog Lucky.I like to rant. Remember Jonn Edmunds!! plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments + MyHotQuiz
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My Interests

Too many to list in this little box.

I'd like to meet:

Terry Pratchet, the Elvis impersonator I got in the fist fight with, (when he's sober) the Geico caveman, Jay, Silent Bob and your mom. Mom's like me... Once they get over the initial shock.

Music:

Juliet (She's in my friends list)Metal, Blues, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, hell give me anything but that wear your sisters pants and eye makeup emo shit. The only thing I want emo is my lawn so it would cut itself. The local music scene here ROCKS.

Movies:

The classics; Monty Python, Clerks 1 and 2 Anything with gratuitous violence/car chases/gunfights/nudity..you know anything entertaining

Television:

I don't own one..UPDATE! I finally got one! I watched a whole hour once last week....history channel

Books:

All over the spectrum (see interests above) Working on one of my own too

Heroes:

My Dad...

My Blog

Thanks

I have another birthday tomorrow. Usually I tend to ignore them as much as possible. I'm not so shallow that I hate the getting older aspect, they just weren't usually that great. Now things are a lot...
Posted by Ronnie on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:47:00 PST

By Request

I got a request for this so here it is.... Monday, February 12, 2007 ..> ..>   I met Elvis...sort of Elvis has left the building Know what Elvis would say if he was here? Ahh, Boo Man. He's d...
Posted by Ronnie on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 04:55:00 PST

Sick puppies and A holes

Have you ever noticed how sick of a world we live in? I'm in a position of both authority and responsibility at my job. I take it seriously and I've recently had my eyes truly opened to some things I'...
Posted by Ronnie on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:10:00 PST

Annoyance

So, on average I get one or two friends requests a month from some moron pushing porn. I know I'm not the only one to deal with this, Eric had something to the effect of "chances are your band su...
Posted by Ronnie on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:54:00 PST

Bars Bands and Music

These  views are MINE alone. Not Juliet's, not her band's or anyone elses. If you disagree with it don't be giving any of them shit about it. Juliet's newspaper article online has 18 comments as ...
Posted by Ronnie on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 02:40:00 PST

yet still more, RANDOM THOUGHTS

Have you ever been INTENSELY aware of your teeth? Just curious. It made the news Dan Folgeberg died, 3 years after being diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer. His music never really impacted my lif...
Posted by Ronnie on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:56:00 PST

Tis the season...

I wrote this a couple years ago, the un-named friend has since changed careers but it's still the way of the world. Enjoy, my take on the 12 steps of Xmas.   So, I'm talking to a friend the other...
Posted by Ronnie on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:36:00 PST

When I die part 2 and my friends are SMART!

I mentioned in 2 earlier blogs my only life goal (blog title frustration and goals Aug 1 2007) was to live long enough to piss on a certain ex's grave. No not my ex wife. Melanie and I not only get al...
Posted by Ronnie on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:51:00 PST

High strung, strung out and I should be strung up.

Lets see, what's happened in my life since my last blog...Went to the music store to buy strings for Juliet's guitar one Saturday, She had a set of ******* strings on her acoustic guitar. (Side n...
Posted by Ronnie on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:36:00 PST

Reality Check

Today is a reality check for me. I feel my age for real. 40 isn't THAT old is it?  My only child turns 18 today. Here's to you Chris, born Nov 17th 1989. There is no prouder father anywhere....
Posted by Ronnie on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:41:00 PST