Intimacy |
(I participated in "Clean Up Bozeman" litter clean-up today, which inspired this poem)"Intimacy" I feel I know youMaybe as your mother didOr betterDid she everPick up your cup, or lid,or delicately di...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:07:00 GMT |
He gets excited |
He gets excited when I dressIt really stirs him upHalf clothed I wake no interestHe doesn't raise an eyeReach for my pants and suddenlyA leer begins to spreadHe nonchalantly follows meI might put on m...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
thigh-ku |
dimpled like dumplingsthey speak of human frailtyand carbohydrates---If I’m any judge of popular culture, this is going to catch on like wildfire. Thinking I invented this new form of cathartic ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:53:00 GMT |
Happy sloppy joes/burritos in a bag day |
UPDATE: I have been informed by the great and all-powerful Wren’s Butt that it’s unforgiveably lame to post song lyrics in your blog. Well, freakin, DUH, like i didn’t know that! Tha...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:28:00 GMT |
Spiritual Incontinence |
Today, someone asked me whether everyone is plagued by thoughts of life, death, religion and existentialism, ultimately resulting in sleeplessness, anxiety attacks and misery.Well, duh. I can’t ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:34:00 GMT |
The irony of it |
Sometimes, when I'm having trouble concentrating at a level above that of the common chipmunk, I consult online resources for ADDers. It doesn't always help that much, but it's nice to know that other...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 10:52:00 GMT |
More spam headlines |
I opened up my g-mail spam folder to a treasure trove of 790 spams today!There is a site called spamusement that used to make silly cartoons based on spam headlines. I like their innocent, literal p...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:27:00 GMT |
Missing Chapter from Potatoland |
As the season of Januaria draws to a close, it's time to look forward to potato-sorting season. I've uploaded the potatoland theme song (performed on ocarina with half-assed vocals) in honor of March ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:54:00 GMT |
Serial Resumes |
I apologize for the lack of sleep that the lapse in our weekly serial, "My Stories" may have caused.
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:06:00 GMT |
Comedy Rx |
I may not have the chemistry tuned perfectly, but it's a start. Let me know which of your own comedic prescriptions have proven successful, or if you have a particular ailment not listed here that req...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:17:00 GMT |
