KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy will you be my valentine?" said I
"...I actually have dinner plans for tonight" said She
"Oh...alright." said I
"I didn't think that you were going to make plans and Alex asked me if I wa... Posted by DIRT BAG on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:52:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy what are you singing" said I
"I'll Be by Edwin McCain" said She
"I like that song" said I
"Me too, it is for you because I hope that you are better when you are older" said She
"You're m... Posted by DIRT BAG on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:48:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy what is the matter?" said I
"I keep getting sick to my stomach." said Lovejoy
"Maybe you should get on of those tests." said I
"I already have." said Lovejoy
"And...?" said I... Posted by DIRT BAG on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:38:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy would you shut up!" said He
"What do you mean?" Said Lovejoy
"You keep asking me the same fucking questions." Said He
"What do you mean?" Said Lovejoy
"Exactly!" Said He
"....Do you still... Posted by DIRT BAG on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:53:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy, why in the hell are you wearing my pants?" said He
"Because they are comfortable." said Lovejoy
"Well take them off!" said He
"And why?" said Lovejoy
"Because you know." said He
"I not i... Posted by DIRT BAG on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy come get in the shower with me!" said I"No, I just took one 30 minutes ago" said Lovejoy"I need someone to wash my back" said I"Use a wash cloth" said Lovejoy"There are none" said I"Shit.... Posted by DIRT BAG on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 02:49:00 PST |
AAAHHH! |
I have two government tests back to back tomorrow!
I'm trying to study but I can't concentrate.
I need to clear my mind, wo-saw.
This sucks a hockey puck through coffee straw.... Posted by DIRT BAG on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST |
Best when served PISSED-OFF! |
That really pisses me off!
I had this really good blog full of things that I had just thought of and
IT JUST FUCKING ERASED!
I will start over on the last part, because it is fresh on my mi... Posted by DIRT BAG on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy when are we going to tie-the-knot?" said I
"Are you asking me to marry you, Harry?" said She
"No, well hell I don't know. We just been together for a while and I was wondering."... Posted by DIRT BAG on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST |
KILLJOY |
"Ms. Lovejoy....?" Said "I"
no answer
"Ms. Lovejoy....?" Said "I"
no answer
"I" rolls over in the bed and finds that she is not there.
"I" gets up and looks through the house and she is not ther... Posted by DIRT BAG on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:45:00 PST |