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About Me

Mike Holman here.. Welcoming you to this Myspace page of mine. If you are here, then you either know me from the local Rite Aid, or you remember me from the television show JACKASS. Either way I hate you. =) ...only playing..its more like a mild dislike. You let me down lightly... I killed you politely.
A little about me? I don't usually like long walks anywhere as I more often than not run out of breath very fast and sometimes throw up a little from the unwanted exercise. I hate people that talk on mobile telephones while trying to do other things like shop. I also enjoy candles that smell like pine trees. And im terrified of things I refer to as "Red Noses". Please remember NOT to send me viruses or spam e-mails as I will make your life miserable for quite a long time.
I just decided that I want to make a few movies. The low budget fun ones. Interested? click email... tell me so.....

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My Blog

Spam Emails: Who Exactly Do They Fool??

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>So today I come home to find this email sent to me from 3 "unique" profiles...its quite funny to me that this fisher, spammer, and otherwise waste of life actually has it set up t...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:26:00 GMT

Who the hell is Tom?

  Who the hell is Tom? So I do this myspace and already I have a buddy. Tom. It...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:14:00 GMT

Movies that Suck

Recently I made several purchases at the local Wal Mart and Best Buy.  Among said purchases were some DVD's that I had assumed to be great viewing pleasure for me and my chums.  I could not ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:33:00 GMT

Rules of Being My Friend

Recently I was unwittingly featured in a magazine article. In that short span of about 48 hours I received almost 300 pageviews (it's a lot for a male with a picture like mine) and a year's supply of ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:04:00 GMT