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Faux Real

About Me

Things I like:
The latin bakery down the street from my house
Nice dreams
Shampoo that smells like sweets
Being barefoot
Going swimming instead of going to school
Intimate conversations with strangers
Getting mail
Lists
Unusual compliments
Going out for breakfast
Old movies
Acting out scenes from old movies in my front yard
Hotels
When it rains at night
Drive-in's
Books with sad endings
Quiet boys

Things I do not like:
Garfield
Koala bears
Rainy days
Food that insists it's "on-the-go"
Kwanzaa
Movie ratings
Soda
People who train their pets to do useless tricks
Marmaduke
Children
Bjork
People who like Bjork
People who think Bjork is okay
People who have stood near Bjork

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Phase one complete.

My Blog

hunted.

This is me. This is my life.ZOEY HAS STARTLED THE WITCH.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:25:00 GMT

INSENSITIVITY.

Hello.I am the worst student ever.(Seriously. Even the ESE kids laugh at me.)If only I was a Mensa member. Life would be so much easier.Then I could get into R rated movies without my birth certificat...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:16:00 GMT

SLOWDIVE.

What's wrong with you two? Honestly, what will it take to make you happy? I have no intention of sounding harsh, but maybe I'm the only one who can take a step back, look at you two, and truly say tha...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:44:00 GMT

GOLD.

It's okay. I'm taking it back.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:52:00 GMT

COPE.

God, I hate your emo poems.That is all.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:41:00 GMT

CURE.

I don't think there's anything I dislike more than people coming up to me in a school setting & referencing Myspace blogs.It's unprofessional as a whole.David Bowie is very disappointed in you.
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:57:00 GMT

COMMON.

I don't feel like being sociable with my family anymore.They are way too dysfunctional for normal carbon-to-carbon lifeform contact.(It's true.)I have my Bedazzler. What else could I possibly need.
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:28:00 GMT

SWINGIN'.

Maddi > Chase.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:05:00 GMT

BLACK.

This is terribly lame.I just keep watching Sex & the City.(Which I hate.)And wishing I was in New York City.Shouldn't I be in a Self-Help section somewhere?
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 20:30:00 GMT

HOOK.

Even retards cannot spell my name correctly.Which makes perfect sense.Since they're tardbait.(There's no E.)High school is like the hundred-meter dash at the Special Olypics. Even if you come out on t...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:29:00 GMT