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Muscle cars, skydiving, most "Reality TV" shows, and the collective works of Celine Dion are things that don't interest me. However, I really enjoy eating chocolate-covered ice cream bars and reading funny porn star names like "Sid Deuce." Hey, check out my blog.
anyone with an extra basket of cheese fries and TV's Heywood Nelson.
No need for labels -- from "High School Musical" to "Hannah Montana," I likes what I likes. In my collection, you'll find Mos Def, System of a Down, Fall Out Boy, Seal, Kanye West, Alanis Morisette, Disturbed, G-N-R, Gnarls Barkley, Justin Timberlake, Staind, Cypress Hill, David Bowie, Slum Village, plenty of LL Cool J, Franz Ferdinand, OutKast, Bee Gees, The Temptations, Korn, the Doobie Brothers, kristen barry, Madonna, Jimi Hendrix, The Beastie Boys, Radiohead, k-os, Linkin Park, and the Spice Girls (!). My all-time favorites include Run-DMC, Bob Marley, Stevie Wonder, Miles Davis, Nirvana, Luther Vandross, The Wu-Tang Clan, Prince, Jay-Z, STP, The Roots, Led Zeppelin, Marvin Gaye, Metallica, The Notorious B.I.G., and, yes, even Michael Jackson.
*ATTENTION: If there's a movie you think I should own, please feel free to let me know.* Movies I own: 8 Mile; 10 things I hate about you; 12 Angry Men (1957); 12 Monkeys; 28 Days Later; 36th Chamber of Shaolin, The; 39 Steps; 40 Days and 40 Nights; 40-Year-Old Virgin, The; 48 HRS.; 50 First Dates; Abyss, The; Action Jackson; Adventures of Milo and Otis, The; Affair to Remember, An; Airplane!; Airplane II: The Sequel; Alien; Aliens; All the President's Men; Almost Famous (Untitled); Amadeus; Amazon Women on the Moon; American Beauty; American Psycho; American Werewolf in London, An; Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy; Anchorman: Wake-Up Ron Burgundy; Animal Crackers; Any Given Sunday; Apocalypse Now; Apocalypse Now Redux; Aristocrats, The; Assassins; Assault on Precinct 13 (1976); Audition; Aviator, The; Bachelor Party; Backstage; Back to the Future (Trilogy); Bad Boys (1995); Bad Boys II; Bad News Bears, The (1976); Basic Instinct; Batman: Anthology (1989-1997); Batman Begins; Battle Royale; Battle Royale II; Beat Street; Beetlejuice; Being John Malkovich; Best in Show; Best Man, The; better off dead; Beverly Hills Cop; Beyond the Mat; Big Chill, The; Biggie and Tupac; Big Lebowski, The; Big Night; bill cosby, himself; Birds, The; Birth of a Nation, The; Blackmail; Blade II; Blade Runner; Blazing Saddles; Blood Simple; Blow; Blues Brothers, The; Boiler Room; Bonnie and Clyde; Boogie Nights; Boomerang; Boondock Saints; Borat (and that ridiculously long title); bottle rocket; Bourne Identity, The; Bourne Supremacy, The; Bourne Ultimatum, The; Bowling for Columbine; Boyz 'N the Hood; Brain that Wouldn't Die, The; Bram Stoker's Dracula; Braveheart; Breakfast Club, The; Breakin'; Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo; Brokeback Mountain; Broken Flowers; Brotherhood of the Wolf; Bullitt; Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid; Candyman; Can't Hardly Wait; Cape Fear (1991); Carlito's Way; Carlito's Way: Rise to Power; Carmen Jones; Casablanca; Casino Royale (2006); Cast Away; Cat People (1982); Champagne; Changeling, The; Chasing Amy; Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke; Chicken Run; Children of Men; Chinatown; Chinese Connection, The; Chris Rock: Bigger and Blacker; Chris Rock: Bring the Pain; Chris Rock: Never Scared; Christine; Citizen Kane; City of God; Clash of the Titans; Clerks.; Clerks II; Clockers; Clockwork Orange, A; Close Encounters of the Third Kind; Cloverfield; Clue; Cobra; Cocoanuts, The; Collateral; Color Purple, The; Coming to America; Commando; Conan the Barbarian; Conan the Destroyer; Contender, The; Cooler, The; Cop Land; (Tim Burton's) Corpse Bride; Corpse Vanishes; Crash (2004); Creepshow; Crimson Tide; Crooklyn; Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Crow, The; Cutting Edge, The; Dave Chappelle Live!: For What it's Worth; Dave Chappelle: Killin' 'Em Softly; Dave Chappelle's Block Party; Dazed and Confused; D.C. Cab; Deathtrap; Deep Cover; Deliverance; Dementia 13; Demolition Man; Departed, The; Desperado; dial M for Murder; Die Hard (Trilogy); Dirty Dancing; Doctor Detroit; Doctor Zhivago; DodgeBall; Dog Day Afternoon; Dogma; Dolemite; Donnie Brasco; Donnie Darko; Do the Right Thing; Dragnet; Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story; Dreamgirls; Dreamscape; Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb; Duck Soup; Dune; East of Eden (1955); Easy Virtue; Eddie and the Cruisers; Eddie Griffin: DysFUNKtional Family; Eddie Murphy: Delirious; Eddie Murphy: Raw; Edward Scissorhands; Ed Wood; Election; El Mariachi; Empire Strikes Back, The (like, 4 damn versions); Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room; Enter the Dragon; E.T. (Box Set); Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Evil Dead, The; Exorcist, The; Face/Off; Fallen; Family Plot; Fargo; Farmer's Wife, The; Fast Times at Ridgemont High; Fatal Attraction; Ferris Bueller's Day Off; Few Good Men, A; Fight Club; Final Cut, The; Finding Nemo; First Blood; (Jackie Chan's) First Strike; Fistful of Dollars, A; Fists of Fury; Five Heartbeats, The; Flash Gordon; Fly, The (1986); For a Few Dollars More; Foreign Correspondent; Forrest Gump; Frailty; Freddy vs Jason; French Connection, The; Frenzy; Friday; friday after next; Friday the 13th Collection (I-VIII); Fright Night; From Dusk Till Dawn; Fugitive, The; Game of Death; Ghostbusters; Ghostbusters 2; Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai; Ghoul, The; Gia (Unrated); Girl Next Door, The; Glengarry GlenRoss; go; Godfather, The (Trilogy); Godzilla, King of the Monsters; Gojira; Goodfellas; good night, and good luck.; Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The; Good Will Hunting; Grease; Grease 2; Great Muppet Caper, The; Green Mile, The; Gremlins; Grosse Pointe Blank; Groundhog Day; Halloween; Hard-Boiled; Harlem Nights; Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle; Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire; Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone; Heat; Hellraiser; Hero; Hidden Fortress, The; High Fidelity; High Tension; Hills Have Eyes, The (1977); History of Violence, A; Hitcher, The; Hollywood Shuffle; Horse Feathers; Hostel; House of Flying Daggers; House on Haunted Hill (1958); House Party; Hurricane, The; Ichi the Killer; I Confess; Idiocracy; I Know You Are Searching For Possible Porn Titles; I'm Gonna Git You Sucka; Incredibles, The; Indiana Jones Collection, The; Infernal Affairs; Infernal Affairs 2; Infernal Affairs 3; Inside Deep Throat; Internal Affairs; In the Line of Fire; Intolerable Cruelty; Iron Giant, The; I Spit On Your Grave; It; jackass the movie; Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back; Jackie Brown; Jamaica Inn; Jarhead; Jason X; Jaws; Jaws: The Revenge; Jerk, The; Johnny Dangerously; juice; Jungle Fever; Jurassic Park; Jurassic Park (Trilogy); Karate Kid Collection, The; Kentucky Fried Movie; Kids; Kill Bill, Volume 1; Kill Bill, Volume 2; Killer Klowns From Outer Space; King Kong (1933); King Kong (1976); King Kong (2005); King Kong Escapes; King Kong vs. Godzilla; King of New York; kiss kiss, bang bang; Kiss of the Dragon; Krush Groove; Kung Pow! Enter the Fist; (Jim Henson's) Labyrinth; L.A. Confidential; Last Boyscout, The; Last Dragon, The; Last House on the Left, The; Last Samurai, The; Last Tango in Paris; Leon: The Professional; Liar Liar; Like Water for Chocolate; Lion King, The; Little Shop of Horrors (1960); Little Shop of Horrors (1986); lock, stock and Two Smoking Barrels; Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The; Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The; Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The; Lost Boys, The; Lost in Translation; love actually; love jones; Made; Mad Max; Major League; mallrats; Maltese Falcon, The (1931); Maltese Falcon, The (1941); Man Who Knew Too Much, The; Man Who Wasn't There, The; Man With One Red Shoe, The; Manxman, The; Marebito; Marnie; Mask, The; Master of the Flying Guillotine; Matrix, The; Memento; Menace II Society; Miami Vice; Midnight Madness; Million Dollar Baby; Misery; Mission: Impossible; Mission: Impossible 2; Mo' Better Blues; Mommie Dearest; Money Pit, The; Monkey Business; Monsters, Inc.; Monster Squad, The; Monty Python's The Meaning of Life; Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941); Mulholland Dr.; Muppet Movie, The; Muppets From Space; Muppets Take Manhattan; Murder!; Mystic River; Naked Gun, The; Napoleon Dynamite (Box Set); Narnia (The Chronicles of); National Lampoon's Vacation; National Lampoon's Van Wilder; Natural Born Killers; Near Dark; Network; New Jack City; next friday; Nightmare Before Christmas, The; Nightmare on Elm Street Collection, A (I-VII); Night of the Living Dead (1968); North by Northwest; Nosferatu; Notebook, The; Number 17; Nutty Professor, The; Nutty Professor II, The; Ocean's Eleven (2001); Ocean's Twelve; Ocean's Thirteen; Office Space; Oldboy; Old School; Once Upon a Time in America; Once Upon a Time in Mexico; One-Armed Swordsman, The; One Armed Swordsmen, The; One Armed Swordsmen Vs. 9 Killers, The; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest; Ong-Bak, The Thai Warrior; Open Water; Open Your Eyes (Abre Los Ojos); Orgazmo; Original Kings of Comedy, The; Outsiders, The; Over the Top; Pan's Labyrinth; Patriot, The; Perfect World, A; Phantom Ship; Philadelphia; Pirates of the Caribbean; Pitch Black; Platoon; Poltergeist; Pootie Tang; Porky's; Porky's Revenge; Porky's II: The Next Day; Predator; Presumed Innocent; pretty in pink; Pretty Woman; Princess Bride, The; Psycho (1960); Pulp Fiction; Punch Drunk Love; Purple Rain; Raging Bull; Rain Man; Raising Arizona; Rambo (2008); Rambo - First Blood, Part II; Rambo III; Rashomon; Ray; Real Genius; Rear Window (1954); Reservoir Dogs; Return of the Dragon; Return of the Jedi (like, 4 damn versions); Return of the Street Fighter; Requiem for a Dream; Revenge of the Nerds; Revenge of the Nerds II; Richard Pryor: Here and Now; Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip; Robocop; Rocky Collection (I-V); Rocky Balboa; Rocky Horror Picture Show, The; Rope; Royal Tenenbaums, The; Rumble in the Bronx; Rundown; Running Man, The; Running Scared (1986); Rush Hour; Rush Hour 2; Rushmore; Saboteur; Salem's Lot (1979); Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic; Satan Met a Lady; Saw; Saw II; say anything; Scarface (1932); Scarface (Box Set - 1983); Scary Movie; School Daze; Secretary; See No Evil; Serenity; Series 7; Serpico; se7en; Seven Samurai; sex, lies, and videotape; Sexy Beast; Shadow of a Doubt; shampoo; Shaun of the Dead; Shawshank Redemption, The; Shining, The; Shortbus; Showgirls (Box Set); Shrek; Shrek 2; Shrek the Third; Sicko; Sideways; Silence of the Lambs, The; Simpsons, The; Sixteen Candles; Sixth Sense, The; Skin Game, The; Sleepers; Sleepless in Seattle; snatch; Sour Grapes; South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut; Spider-man (Box Set); Spider-man 2; Spider-man 3; Stage Fright; Star Wars (like, 4 damn versions); Star Wars - Episode I: The Phantom Menace; Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones; Star Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Sith; Stir Crazy; Stormy Weather; strangers on a train; Streetcar Named Desire, A; Street Fighter; Stripes; Sugar Hill; Summer of Sam; Summer School; Superman, The Movie; Superman II; Superman II (The Richard Donner Cut); Superman III; Superman IV: The Quest for Peace; Superman and the Mole-Men; Superman Returns; Super Troopers; Suspicion; Swimming Pool; Swimming with the Sharks; Swingers; Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance; Syriana; Tango and Cash; Taxi Driver; Team America: World Police; Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny; Terminator, The; Terminator 2: Judgment Day; Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines; Terror, The; Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1974); Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2005); Thank God it's Friday; Thank You for Smoking; there's something about mary; They Live; Thing, The (1980); This is Spinal Tap; THX-1138; Tin Cup; To Kill a Mockingbird; Tootsie; Topaz; Top Gun; Torn Curtain; Total Recall; Toxic Avenger, The; Toy, The; Toy Story (Box Set); Trading Places; Traffic; Transformers: The Movie (The original one. Like from the '80s); Tron; Trouble With Harry, The; True Lies; True Romance; Twilight Zone: The Movie; U-571; UHF; Unbreakable; Undercover Brother; Underground Comedy Movie, The; Under Siege; Unfaithful; Unforgiven; Universal Soldier; Unleashed; Untouchables, The; Usual Suspects, The; u-turn; Vertigo; Volver; Waiting for Guffman; Wait Until Dark; Walking Tall (2004); Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit; Warriors, The; Wayne's World; Wedding Crashers; Wedding Singer, The; Weird Science; West Side Story; What About Bob?; White Men Can't Jump; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Wildcats; wild things; Wiz, The; Wizard of Oz, The; Woman on Top; Wrong Man, The; X-Files: Fight the Future, The; X-Men 1.5; X2; You Got Served; Young and Innocent; Y Tu Mama Tambien; Zodiac ... Movies I love: Now, THAT list would be too damn long.
I was raised by an old fashioned floor model television set, befriended by a wise black cable box, and fell in love with a cute 27 incher from Japan. In other words, I own: 1st and Ten (Complete Series); 21 Jump Street (Season One); 24 (Season 1-6); Alfred Hitchcock Presents (Season One); Arrested Development (Season 1-3); Beavis and Butt-Head (Volume One); Benny Hill (Best Of); Boomtown (Season One); Boondocks, The (Season One); Chappelle's Show (Season 1-3); Chris Rock Show, The (Best of, Volume 1-2); Clerks (Animated, Complete Series); Cosby Show, The (Season 1-2); Coupling (BBC, Season 1-2); Curb your Enthusiasm (Season 1-6); Da Ali G. Show (Season 1-2); Daily Show: Indecision 2004, The; Dallas (Season 1-2); DangerMouse (Season 1-2); Def Comedy Jam (Volume 1-13); Desperate Housewives (Season One); Dexter (Season One); Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist (Season One); Dukes of Hazzard, The (Season One); Family Guy (Volume 1-4); Family Guy: Blue Harvest; Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids (Season One); firefly (Complete Series); Grey's Anatomy (Season 1-2); He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (Season 1-2); He-Man and She-ra: A Christmas Special (yup); Hill Street Blues (Season 1); Incredible Hulk, The (Season One); In Living Color (Season 1-5); Inspector Gadget (Volume One); jackass (Volume 1-3); Jeffersons, The (Season 1); Looney Tunes (Volume 1-2); Lost (Season 1-3); Miami Vice (Season 1-2); Moonlighting (Season 1-5); Mr. Show (Season 1-4); Muppet Show, The (Season One); MXC (Season One); nip/tuck (Season 1-2); NYPD Blue (Season One); office, the (BBC, Complete Series); office, the (NBC, Season 1-2); Oz (Season 1-6); Playmakers (Complete Series); Police Squad (Complete Series); Profit (Complete Series); Psych (Season 1); Reno 911! (Season 1-3); Rescue Me (Season 1-3); Richard Pryor Show, The (Complete Series); Robot Chicken (Season 1-2); Robot Chicken: Star Wars; Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (Season One); Saturday Night Live (Season One); Saturday Night Live (Best Ofs ... several of them); Schoolhouse Rock! (Complete Series); Scrubs (Season 1-2); Sealab 2021 (Season One); She-Ra, Princess of Power (Best Of); Simpsons, The (Season 1-8); Six Feet Under (Season 1-5); Sledge Hammer! (Season One); sleeper cell (Season One); Sopranos, The (Season 1-5); South Park (Season 1-8); Star Wars: Clone Wars (Volume One); Tales from the Crypt (Season 1-3); Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Volume One); Tenacious D (Complete Series); Thundercats (Season One); Twilight Zone, The (Season 1-5); Voltron (Season One); Weeds (Season One); What's Happenning!! (Season One); Wild'N Out (Season One); Wonder Showzen (Season One); X-Files, The (Season 1-9) ... more to come.
Sure. Why not?
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