Ummm... Boobies? lol Yeah, defineltaly boobies... I'm the RSPCA of the boobie
world, I love all boobies... Great and small ha ha ha... True story *nods to
Cassie ;-P
Likes:
1. I love to sing in the car load as fuck to songs that I like with the window
down, I can only sing in a few keys too so often I'm out of tune and sound
terrible but that's all good... I love when the lights turn red and the person
next to me has their window down and looks over at me like I'm a freak, yeah...
I'm a freak ;-0
2. Girls... Girls are great... Let's get a hip hip horray for girls ;-)
Specifically... hmm.... Methinks that this is going to need its own little
subcategory.... So here it is...
Things about girls that I like:
1. Glasses
2. Thight high stockings, they're so cheeky and sexy gotta love em...
3. Girls in tracksuit pants... Not just cause they're kinda cute, they're also a
good gauge of your overall hotness, if you can make trackies work you can make
anything work ;-) *nods to Cass ;-)
4. That they smell good... I'm not talking about perfume or whatever, I mean
their natural scent, women smell nice, in my experience they all smell different
but hella good... Even when women are sweaty and think that they stink, they
still smell good ;-)
5. G-strings, or thongs or whatever you like to cal them... Women look great in them. a womans curvers are just made to look great and the more of them that you can see the better, and the squarishness of the g-string emphasizes the curves... Men in G-strings however are UGLY... Men are more squareish so the squarishness of the g-string makes them look all angular and shit, end of the day if your a guy please don't wear a g-string, especially to the beach, especially if it's a beach that I'm going to cause I don't wanna see that shit, and let's face it people, it's like a bad car accident, although you don't want to see the carnage you can't help but look...
That'll do for now, there's no much more but far out, I could be here all week
;-)
Back to likes.
3. Music
4. Getting on it with my friends and then getting up slightly hung over on a
warm sunny Sunday and going out to get some lunch, usually at Knox City, city
outside in the sun and people watching, talking shit about the night before.
There's more but I can't be arsed.
Dislikes:
1. Burners... You know those bastards that say that they're coming out or going
to do something and pull out at the last minute.... Pfft... Those bastards
2. People that mess up my happy place... If I let you in and you mess up, I
don't give out much in the way of chances, usually one if you're lucky. after
that I delete you from my phone and my life ;-)
That's about it for now too... I'm a simple guy ;-)
Anyone, especially anyone that likes
HALITOSIS (there's gotta be at least one of you out there! lol) or trains
Wing Chun Kung Fu
Oh and did I mention chicks? I kinda dig chicks ;-P LoL
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Boys
have a penis
Girls
have a vagina
Band
practice silliness with my favourite snack food... MMMM...
Carrots.
Yes I am quite
immature from time to time as these pictures seem to prove, or it could
just be because I like sex so much... Who knows
Unkle Baz
This is me having fun
with a rubber vagina at a friends 21st birthday party!
The
funniest part was when his mum and his grandma started putting their
fingers in it! Kinda disturbing but very funny!
Unkle Baz
I hate music LoL... I dunno... Word on the Street is that HALITOSIS is a pretty cool band ;-P
Nine Inch Nails, Static-X, Disturbed, Drowning Pool (with Dave Stage), Tool, The Teas Party, Finger 11, Deftones, The Clash, System of a Down, The Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Cypress Hill, Hill Top Hoods, Faith No More, Gorillaz, 311, Ben Harper, 50 Cent (sad I know, but for some reason he really amuses me LoL), Blur, Nirvana, Filter, Radiohead, The Eels, Leanard Cohen, The Velvet Underground, Incubus, Pappa Roach, Sum 41 (one of my mates looks exactly like the singer it's kinda freaky LoL), At The Drive In, The Mars Volta, The Cure, The Prodigy, REM... The list goes on and on I'll add more to it another time... Maybe.
Then of course there's the uber cool Melbourne bands! (Listed in no particuallar order other than what my brain remembers them, if you could see how hard my head is working as I write this list on a Sunday morning with a massive headache you'd kill yourself laughing LoL.)
Head
Filled Attraction
Tremedy
Humanizerr
Exit Wounds
Alpha State
The Eleventh
Hour
Rimend
Rook (Formally know as PaperStreet SC)
Tread
Tirany
Plow
Old Boy (This movie redefines what a movie should be), Old School, The Big Lebowski, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Donnie Darko, Sin City, The Family Guy Movie, hmmm... Napolean Dynamite... GOSH! Heaps more but I can't be arsed making my head work that hard I'm a little too hung over for that.
Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, American Dad (are we seeing a theme there people?)
Books... Yeah, I used to read all of the time, mostly sci fi and fantasy (yes geeky huh lol)... These days I hardly ever read... Hmmm... Maybe that's why my, what's the word for it? Talking skills? Fark it that'll do, talking skills have dwindled, or maybe it's because I hang out with intellectually disabled people so much... Who knows... It's probably just the partying on the weekends catching up with me lol.
Heroes? Umm... You for reading all of this fucking dribble lol.
Random Chuck Norris Facts
1.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of
failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
4.The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. ONCE.
5.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
6.Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil,
who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it
coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
7.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck
Norris.
8.If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you
may be only seconds away from death.
9.Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked
names for his left and right legs.
10.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
11.When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only
a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to
pay taxes ever.
12.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
13.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
there.
14.Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of
the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
15.Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of
space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is
mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "Chuck
Norris' big cock theory of space-time".
16.Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
17.As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the
hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami
Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
18.Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just
too easy.
19.Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because
he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants.
20.If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
21.A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you
know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man
blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal
roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
22.Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but
the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
23.To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15
cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer
only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance
Armstrong.
24.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
25.Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
26.Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best
way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake
anyone has ever made.
27.A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped
people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris
and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
28.Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
29.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
30.Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45
minutes having sex with his waitress.