Hi! I'm Satan. But of course you may know me as Iblis, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Master, "The Devil", The Prince of Darkness, The Dark Lord, The Keeper, Satanas, Tzatana, Belial, Mephistopheles, Akuma, or by any one of my many other names depending on your location and era... Oh and once a century comes my favorite holiday. On the sixth day of the sixth month of the sixth year is the Day of the Beast. I had a blast in 2006 and can't wait to see you all again in the twenty-second century...or...at least your grandkids. Heh, puny mortals.
