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foxtrot

It's like one of you is playing pinball and the other is playing guitar hero...

About Me

I (kind of)know how to use my sewing machine, I get beat up a lot, I thoroughly enjoy crafts of all kinds, and I love puzzles... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

words, clicking noises..noises in general, cats, synchronized dancing, spending quality time with my internet posse @

http://jiujitsutalk.com/

I'd like to meet:


people who will let me paint their face, CHANCE and The Stallionaires! tej, leigh bowery, and bonanza jellybean...provided they don't think it's cute to misspell words

Music:

The Stallionaires

Television:

My Super Sweet 16

Books:

geek love, bomb the suburbs, everything by chuck palahniuk, david sedaris, and tom robbins, the stranger, the neverending story, the princess bride, written on the body, a clockwork orange, angels in america, the unbearable lightness of being, where the wild things are, just checking, in the night kitchen

Heroes:

Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez, Inspector Whatsit, V.I Warshawski, Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers, and

My Blog

Top 20 ways to win my heart

I printed out a copy of this and put it in my hope chest.Love is...1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this willkeep her on her toes and girls love that.2. Never hold her ha...
Posted by foxtrot on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

I hate my stupid effing life!!!! (edited)

This was a joke, I blame violent video games for giving me a strange sense of humor.  Thanks for sending me messages ya'all, but I'm aiight.  Time to retire this one like an old football j...
Posted by foxtrot on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST

Is it childhood obesity or cocoa-colored skin that keeps Fat Albert off the big screen?

        I was at the video store earlier today, trying to get my Michael Moore fix, when a small child (who couldn't have been more than four) sent chills down my spine....
Posted by foxtrot on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:32:00 PST

i found love in the trunk of my car

after having quite a restless afternoon i decided that it has been way too long since I've read a book, so I went to the trunk of my car, and fetched out a book or two...well...about 5.  One of...
Posted by foxtrot on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 03:17:00 PST