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About Me

My name is Chris Yos and I'm a crazy asian fool, I dance my ass off when there's nothin left to do. Smoke so much, I think it dropped my I.Q. Gettin kinda thirsty, I wish I had a mountain dew. Now I'm gettin bored, where the shit is my ps2?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Willy Wonka...he's got awesome chocolate. Master Chief...he's just damn cool. Stan Lee...to pitch to him my idea for a panda superhero Audrey Hepburn...the most beautiful woman ever to have existed. Satan...i would never need a lighter again. The guys who made Budweiser and Corona...so i can slap them. Ghandi...so i can challenge him to arm wrestling. The Iron Chefs...to learn their sacred art. Jay and Silent Bob...who's got the blunts? THEY gots the blunts! nooch...

My Blog

check out this dope track yo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy3V2Tl4g3s this guy is my new hero
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:52:00 GMT

i wrote this poem!!!

Look through the window, and down, and down falling and rising, round and round There is no sound nor sight, just heart Beating of one, beating of two, sounds like art working together, being as one w...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 19:28:00 GMT

to whom it may concern...

hey Spaz, you little cock mongering anal retentive babboon shit flinger...leave my friends alone and get to steppin with your own life.  you fuck with jenny, then we got a problem.  you fuck...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:11:00 GMT

to each his own...

so thanksgiving has come and gone.  i've hung out with my family and i'm happy about it.  but the time has come where chris yos must amke his return and do what he says he's gonna do...you k...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:44:00 GMT

why does the heaarrrrrrt cry?

ouch...my heart...it hurts...someone just stab me in the eye...it'll make me feel better than i have for a while...emoemoemoemo...love hurts...(lifts shot glass) CHEERS TO DROWNING IN A POOL OF VOMIT ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 05:44:00 GMT

somethings will never change...

no matter how hard you try to fix the wrongs somethings will never change.  you make a mistake, a misjudgement even and it will always come back to hanunt you.  you can't run away from it.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:18:00 GMT

here we go again...

well...it's finally happened.  chris yos has left PQ to return to reality as the court of law sees fit.  i don't know really if i'll be missed but i will miss it all.  i don't know when...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jun 2005 18:44:00 GMT

redemption is at hand!!!

Spent the past two days stuck in hemet and it blowed...big eledonkemupotamus balls. (hell yes! i jsut came up with a new animal!!!) anywho, my return to PQ will be soon and it will be glorious!!! w...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 15:48:00 GMT

flaffanatta...

oh man...i feel so pathetic right now. i sit around in front of the computer all day...i blow off my friends....wait even longer in front of this damn soul sucking piece of hardware and wires...waiti...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Apr 2005 16:09:00 GMT

poop

went to the vons center to rendezvous with david...tried to get some beer....failed....tried to get some pot.....failed miserably....on the upside i talked to carlotta on the telepono....YAY!!! i'm a...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Apr 2005 17:27:00 GMT