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Nosa

I have a drinking problem. Two hands but only one mouth.

About Me

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Do you really want to know me?! Do you really want to know about who I am?! Well tough cookies coming out of that peanut jar. My personal life is none of your damn business; unless, of course you're an insanely beautiful woman wanting to get to know me better...then let's talk.
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My Interests

WORK as if you don't need the money. LOVE as if you have never been hurt. DANCE as if no one is watching.

I'd like to meet:

Sarah Silverman, she's so funny and attractive, which makes her even more attractive...you know the fact that she's funny. Also I'd like to have the babies of Anna Faris. She cracks me up so much so that I'd father her children many times over. Funny women are the BOMB yo!!!

Movies:

Constainte, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Enternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, The Pricess Bride, Some Like it Hot, The Incredibles, Shaun of the Dead, Spider-Man 2, The Village, Signs, The Incredible Hulk, Boondock Saints, Minority Report, Star Wars, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future, Kill Bill, Chronicles of Riddick

Television:

Adult Swim, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, Battlestar Galatica, Monk, Psych

Books:

Ender's Game, Da Vinci Code, Lord of the Rings, Becoming a Person of Influence

Heroes:

Spider-Man

My Blog

Give Her Multiple Orgasms

It seems that everyone is talking about multiple orgasms these days. What's more is that it's almost assumed that men have the necessary skills and abilities to give a woman an "O" face and make her c...
Posted by Nosa on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:32:00 PST

There Are Somethings Guys Should Always Do For Girls. Period

1. Open doors, whether it be to a building or a car, that's just a given.2. When in a place of worship (or other places that have aisles and pews), if a man is at the end of the pew, when exiting he s...
Posted by Nosa on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:56:00 PST

There Are Some Things Girls Should Always Do For Guys. Period.

1. As much as you want to talk about past relationships, keep it to a minimum, unless he asks. You don't want him to feel like he's in competition with anyone.2. Every guy has a 'geeky' side of him. W...
Posted by Nosa on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST

To Make You a Better Man

Little Things That CountEach of these will make you a better man.By Duane Swierczynski1. Paying attention -- real attention -- to a small child. I still remember the adults who did that when I was a k...
Posted by Nosa on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:08:00 PST

26 mistakes women make while having sex with men

1) Not knowing enough about sex  or the penis. Sex is a bit like typing. We can all sit down in front of a computer keyboard and bash something out using two fingers. But you're never going to be as ...
Posted by Nosa on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:59:00 PST

The Cunt

The most powerful force in the universe.The source of all life, and pleasure, and beauty.The truth is to be found only in the cunt.
Posted by Nosa on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:52:00 PST

The A-B-C's of Sex

According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name.-A-You are not particularly romantic, but y...
Posted by Nosa on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

40 mistakes men make while having sex with women

1) NOT KISSING FIRST.Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes herfeel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth bycutting out non essentials. A pro...
Posted by Nosa on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST