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Elanit

I solo'd!!!

About Me

NEWS FLASH!!!The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that! retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

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I'd like to meet:

Billie Holiday and Thomas Jefferson.

Movies:

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Television:


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Books:

Murder mystery novels, biographies and books on politics. Would love to write my own book one day...