Too many bar bands for too many years. Now I'm too old to stop.
I'd like to thank all the great people who have allowed me to make a rumble from the corner.
Better start chronologically becuz we're disappearin' fast:
Scott Schaller, Tom Bruneau, Steve Evers, John Wardwell, Pete Kabala, Jaime Duncan, Guy Williams, Justin Quinn, George McCann, Mark Cedrone, Michael Magnusen, Dennis Brennan, Peter Goff, Kenny Harris, Dave Kissler, Art Swarez, Chris Colontonio, Dave Craig, Rob Peel, Jed Palker, Steve F'dor, Robert Lucas, Paul Bryant, Robert Lieberman, Greg Zark, Dave Melton, Brophy Dale, Johnny Dyer, Finis Tasby, Blind Joe Hill, Steve Samuals, Cardell Boyette, J. J. Bad Boy Jones, King Ernest, Lee Campbell, John Morgan, Steve Morelock, Mike Eldred, Eddie Clark, Ron Felton, Carl Bass, Gary Aligretto, Zak Scharry, Hampton Flanagan, Grant Harvey, Richard Lawrence, Bruce King, Millie McClaine, Don Butler, Brandon Matheson, Bob Ebersal, Barry Levenson, Chuck Trippi, Zola Moon, Dave and Steve Kida, Bob Landgraf, John Senne, Chris Wilson, Rich and Linda Wenzel, Richard Pierce, Lisa Cee, Jeff Ross, Catfish Fry, Bobby Bluehouse, Sherry Pruit, Joyce Lawson, Steve Omalley, Johnny Ray, Peter Malick, J.T. Ross, Tom Harkenrider and Whiteboy James and the Blues Express: Whiteboy James, Hollywood Hank Deluxe, Scott Abeyta, Anthony Contreras.
If I forgot you, I'm sorry, but you probably forgot to call me for that great job. Drop me a note and you can join this noble list of incredably unappreciated talent.
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Sooooooooo,
A couple goes to a marriage councillor and he tries to get them to open up about their feelings but he finds it hard to get them speaking. he eventually picks up a bass and starts playing. 15 minutes later the couple thank the doctor and ask him how he got them to open up about their feelings and he says "everyone starts talking during the bass solo"
A bass player who suspects his girlfriend of cheating on him gets out his trusty M1911. Without calling first, He goes to his apartment, opens the door and, sure enough, finds her naked in the arms of a guitar player. He raises the gun, but as he does so he is overcome with grief and points the .45 at his own head.
The girlfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."
"Shut up," the bass player says. "You’re next."
A bassguy goes into a doctor's office complaining of pain. The doctor asks, "Where does it hurt?"
The guy touches his arm and says "Ouch."
Then he touches his knee and says "Owwwwwch."
Then he touches his stomach and says "Owwwww."
"It hurts everywhere!" he tells the doctor.
The doctor says... "You're a bass player aren't you?"
The guy replies, "How did you know that?"
The doctor tells him, "You don't hurt everywhere... you're finger is broken."
Q. What do you do if there's a bass player staggering around in your yard?
A. Hit him again.
And there's a billion more, but that's way enuff, deown'cha tink!!
"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. ",
Charles Bukowski
