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I am a fool... a Blue Fool. Born in the swamp that is Eastern North Carolina and grew up in Vietnam... Outsider/folk artist..... Printer.... The son of saints i spent much of my childhood in the woods walking creeks and streams... knee deep in the muck of the swamp... sometimes I would hide my clothes in a hollow tree and run naked through the pines, leaping into the air... I truly thought I could almost fly. In my mid-teens I became rebellious and a worry for my parents sometimes disappearing for days at a time hitchhiking down south and sleeping in junkyards. Taking rides with strange folk and eating green tomatoes from the back of trucks transporting the produce to market. It's a wonder I am not buried in a shallow grave in some thicket in Georgia. Grew my hair out thanks to the British Invasion which caused a problem with school officials, not to mention my good father. Quit high school about three weeks before graduation and worked on a power line crew digging holes and setting poles. Started smoking dope and eating belladonna then got drafted after being rejected as a volunteer for military service. This pissed me off and I wrote nasty letters to congressmen and the president of the United States... they said they'd let me go but next orders - Viet Nam. I was in an 8-inch self-propelled Howitzer unit. 1/83rd Artillery. Largest land weapon they had. Helped kill a lot of communists and some women and children. I survived. Had gotten married before leaving the states. Figured I may not make it so decided to make the gal happy and have someone to write to. Came home to nothing much. A little nuts and feeling like I had lost something. Got divorced and lived on the GI Bill for a couple years doing nothing but bedding women and seeking out the pleasures of many chemicals and natural hallucinatory concoctions. I tried everything there was to offer but never let anything rule me. I saw "God" but I doubt it was really "Him". Got a job in the printing business in my hometown. Got married again to a beautiful college girl. Blonde. Smart. Had a great time for a number of years. Had two fine boys. Both good-looking and exceptionally intelligent. Moved up a bit to a small newspaper in another town nearby. Production "manager"... layout artist, typesetter, printer.... Bought a sailboat after traveling to Florida and being given a ride on a Hobie Cat in the Gulf of Mexico. I was addicted right off. Never had a sailing lesson but took right o it. It felt "natural". Me and wife spent almost every weekend on that boat for a couple years in the summer ....to be continued..... '-)..<
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The Second American Revolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKFKGrmsBDk
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:09:00 GMT

Another Rant

All right! Now, all you LIBERALS, let's sing... "Kum-ba-yaaaaaaah!"............What have you done to/for America? You have let this great country slip into the back pocket of our enemies. We are virtu...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Kicking and Screaming as America Croaks

My fellow Americans... do you know that Obama is holding fund raisers in China soon? Did you know that he has accepted million$ in campaign contributions from countries that are or should be on our en...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:07:00 GMT

Heart Attack

driving to the convenience storeneed something to soothe my indigestionor a heart attackdoesn't matter whichit needs to be soothedmiddle aged woman with an ass like a washer and dryerdoing yardwork do...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:17:00 GMT

Instant poem

ashes to ashesdust to dustlook high and lowif you think you mustwhat will you find under all the rust?the answer you seekand for which you lust?there's only another questionbelow the crust...'round an...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:46:00 GMT

celestial torture

is that a harrier hoovering over my rooftop this morning? has the government read my mind and come to destroy me with a rocket up my drowsy old ass. figures they would attack before sunrise when i am ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:32:00 GMT

ducks

do you know what it's like to wake up and discover you are out of cigarettes? some do. terror. horror. picking through butts you ain't smoked to the filter. frantic search of old pockets for that forg...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:33:00 GMT