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About Me

I HATE RANDOM REQUESTS. DON'T ADD ME IF I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE.
Hi, my name's Konrad, I'm 17. I go to Bristol Central. I'm a senior and I'm graduating. CLASS OF '08 REPRESENT! I'm an asshole. But people love me. I love pop culture references. I use them all the time when I talk. Figure them out when we're talking and you are automatically higher up on my 'People I Should Definitely Get To Know' list. I don't smoke but I always smell like cigarettes. That's cause everyone I hang out with smokes like chimneys. My philosophy on life is, life is short, do whatever you want, just don't get caught.
I used to be a vegetarian. Lasted awhile to. The one thing I did wrong was I cut meat out entirely from my diet, which lead to my ultimate demise. Now I'm barely ever eating meat. I got used to it. I eat it like 3 times a month, tops. So pretty soon I should be able to cut it out completely without reprimand.
I used to go to alot of concerts. They were fun and relaxing. I don't hit too many nowadays cause I don't want to go deaf and there's not many indie bands that hit here.
I'm a musician and I make my own music. I'm a self-proclaimed DJ of sorts. And a producer as well.
I have a very eclectic, yet refined taste. I don't find what most people my age find funny, actually funny. I hate stupid comedies, which is what most are nowadays. I don't listen to certain bands, but I listen to bands that sound somewhat like them. I'm more mature than most of my age group. I surprise people all the time with my different tastes. I love it cause no one knows what to expect. Expect everything, assume nothing.
I'm a pretty creative person whenever inspiration hits. I'm going to college for audio and video editing. I'm going to be the guy that makes the commercials and trailers you watch. Eventually I'll do music videos too. But not for radio bands. Just indies.
I love different forms of expression. Music, photos, graffiti, you name it. Even if I don't like something, I respect the effort. But if it's some bubblegum radio shit, no, not a chance. But if it's something that you can tell someone put blood and sweat into it, most definitely.

My Interests

I Love:
Music
Movies (Especially British Films)

I Hate:
Ignorant People
Soda

I'd like to meet:

Probably My Favorite John Mayer Video

My Favorite Scene From Garden State

Music:



Arctic Monkeys
Augustana
Beck
Bloc Party
Cary Brothers
Coldplay
Corinne Bailey Rae
The Fratellis
Frou Frou (R.I.P.)
John Mayer
The Kooks
The Legion Of Doom
Lostprophets
Minus The Bear
The Most Serene Republic
Pitchblend
Radiohead
Stone Temple Pilots
Velvet Revolver
Zero 7

Movies:

American Gangster
Catch Me If You Can
Charlie Bartlett
Clerks
Cloverfield
Crash
Death Proof
The Departed
Drumline
Evolution
The Fast And The Furious
Fight Club
Garden State
Juno
The Last Kiss
The New Guy
Orange County
Out Cold
Planet Terror
Roger Rabbit
Shoot Em Up
Sin City
The Truman Show
V For Vendetta

Television:

Arrested Development
Californication
Chuck
Dexter
Freaks And Geeks
Heroes
Love Monkey (cancelled)
Rob & Big
Roswell
Scrubs
Space Ghost Coast To Coast
That 70's Show
Weeds

Books:

48 Laws Of Power
Behold A Pale Horse
Brave New World
Captain Underpants
Fight Club
High Fidelity
Love Monkey
Twelve

Heroes:

Zach Braff
Rob DeLeo
Duff
John Mayer
Moltar
Al Roker
Sinatra
Slash
Space Ghost
Nick Swardson
Weiland

My Blog

Democracy Is Fucking Bullshit

There's something that's been bugging me for a while that I need to get off my chest. It just boggles my mind to hear people talk about democracy the way they do. First of all, you need to start doing...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

The Superbowl

All I have to say about that is:FUCK THE COLTSFUCK PEYTON MANNINGAND DEFINATELY FUCK REX GROSSMAN
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

Me And Joe Were Homeless

Part 1:so we decided to live out of joes car instead of the freezing cold, well its not freezing but its pretty cold, we just got gas and we got some booze, and its really fun.....for now at leastPart...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

I Feel Like A Spoiled Little Jackass

I've realized that I'm pretty fuckin spoiled, and that's not cool. It's not with everything though, cause I worked for most of my shit, just cell phones. Like I can't STAND my Helio anymore, it really...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

People Fucking Annoy Me

The people that are all fucking bitchy about their grades and shit. "Like Oh my god, i got a 84, but I did good on that project and it's still an 84, what the hell". Yea bitch, fuck you, I got a 60, a...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:55:00 PST

I'm Giving Shit Away

Like a whole bunch of shit that I don't wanna throw out. Cause then it'd be a waste.  Like this shit is up for grabs for anyone that wants it, no joke, anyone.  If I haven't talked to you in...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

My 100th Post

Holy shit, I didn't even notice until now. I posted 100 blogs already (this being number 100). I know it should be something big and special written in this one. But fuck that. I don't need something ...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

My New Year's Resolution

I've figured out my resolution, and though I know I never keep my resolutions, I'm planning to this time around. My 06 reolution was to go to every concert I wanted to go to. And it came pretty fuckin...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:33:00 PST

My Little Test Thing

I wanna know who's already done it. Cause there's like 3 or 4 people that I see on there and I have no idea how the fuck they are. And one of them got an 80. If you got that much on my test I obviousl...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST

The Holidays

Many people have asked me why I hate the holidays. I've got a bunch of reasons. One is, there's just TOO much happy, happy, joy, joy going around. And no I'm not pessimistic. Another is the whole wast...
Posted by Konrad [can't wait for the new anberlin cd] on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST