Jazz

I'm an 88 human years old tuxedo cat with an uncanny if unfortunate ability to be underfoot. I love to eat and sleep in that order. If I could do both at the same time it would be heaven. I love to hide under the bed, behind the TV, behind the couch. I love to sleep on my animal print bed. I love to eat human food such as tuna, chicken, fish, cheese and butter. Some people say I'm horizontally challenged but I'm just big boned. :-)