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Kay

Pink taco means vagina, stupid.

About Me


The name's Karen. I'm large and not always in charge. My favorite color is purple... or green... maybe even red sometimes. I love my dog, he's black. I'm broke. I still drive a '98 Honda Prelude(BABY-BAYY-BEHHH!!). I'm going through some kind of life altering experience right now, that's why I've been myspace hiatus...ing. I'm going to be a rich Denti-nur-iter (Dentist-Nurse-Writer) slash Del Taco franchise owner one day. I'm probably gonna marry Shia LeBeouf or something; We coo' like that. I'm tatted up. My dad yells too much and I get discounts at Carl's Jr/The Green Burrito. I'm probably gonna take up ribbon dancing next year and go to the circus and make friends with the lion tamer so he/she can teach me how to be fearless like Jet Li; he's my hero.

My Interests

Your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Ron Jeremy, Shia LeBeouf, Jet Li, and a lion tamer.

Music:

is my refuge.

Movies:

are fun to watch.

Television:

is only cool if its on The Filipino Channel.

Books:

are only ok if I'm reading something about sex and stuff.

Heroes:

let's just say there's two kinds of people in this world, those who like Jet Li, and those who don't.

My Blog

I kept them in zip-loc bags. (haha!)

Randomness.      Yesterday, I FINALLY got around to STARTING my flash-card-writing extraveganza!      Today, I brought them to school I had several categories ...
Posted by Kay on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 06:28:00 PST

September 18, 2007

It's been a while so I'll try to make this as less tedious as possible. In the last 72 hours I: GOT A NEW PUPPY!! Chaa, I know right? Despite my demanding school schedule, I still managed to sneak in ...
Posted by Kay on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST

Even though you make me feel like shit, I still love you.

So... hahahaha, even though we fight, even though you hurt my feelings by leaving me, even though you call me fat, even though you make fun of my acne and call me pizza face, moon crater, swiss cheese...
Posted by Kay on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

Old people always feel like shit

I've been feeling so old lately... old because old people always feel like shit. I don't know, I feel so down. We should always be positive and spread the "happy" you feel me? But it's like I'm dreadi...
Posted by Kay on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

You can't keep everyone in the same shit hole

Well, its just about 10:00 in the evening. Taking a study break. Oh man, it's finals week and I feel so overwhelmed. I feel like I'm going to snap any minute now. But that's actually the least of my w...
Posted by Kay on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

Don't judge me you fucking pathetic loser! Leave me alone!

First of all, asshole, don't be calling me and acting like you fucking know me when you DON'T. Your ass doesn't know SHIT about me. You don't know what I've been through, you don't know what I'm going...
Posted by Kay on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

Joana Paula Guba

DON'T change your top friends, and answer 23 questions about the 2nd person in your top friends. 1) what's their name?Joana Paula Guba 2) What is their sexual orientation?straight 3) Where did you mee...
Posted by Kay on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:10:00 PST

Special birthday thank you's...

To all those who greeted me and remembered my birthday! In order of appearance: 12:00am - April 11, 2007 Thomas LiJamison Escalante Anousa ThavincherRobert John Rivera After I woke up DaddySamantha Al...
Posted by Kay on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST

shet man, losing virginity, i never knew it hurts that bad lol

Sooooo my baby shnookies pumpyumpkins buttercup goldielocks coconut pie delight doggie Akira is GONE! GONE! GONE!!!! Well, not forever, thank God! He's with a very trusting and caring and loving perso...
Posted by Kay on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST

From the front to the back I wanna make you feel good.

  directions: using ONLY lyrics, fill this survey out 1. Are you male or female?"Because I'm your girl, your woman, your friend, and that's how its gonna be til the end, loving you, is what ...
Posted by Kay on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST