an independent Basque Country! |
An independent Euskal Herria by 2012! Posted by Ben on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:47:00 PST |
Tetris is a path to God |
So I was playing my heart out in Tetris. And then it happenedI reached the twentieth level, my score somewhere in the mid one hundred thousands. And then time halted its endless progression for... Posted by Ben on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:12:00 PST |
for the longest time |
for the longest time I have cursed, spat at, and made attempted homicide towards Calculus. But now, after months of tears and I have come to appreciate that hell, solely because I understan... Posted by Ben on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:45:00 PST |
a new greivance has been pulled in front of my eyes |
I have decided after minutes of careful introspection that it be required that all
take
and because of the adverse effects of Methamphetamines on the ability to have an erection, each person must al... Posted by Ben on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:58:00 PST |
misrepresentation of fact comes so easy |
for days I have slaved in the harsh glare. And now I bring you, my friends, the highlight of my history term paperthe blasphemous and ahistorical introduction and conclusion.
God once sa... Posted by Ben on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST |
the great fucking gatsby, old sport. |
While sifting through the sale rackbuying clothes at full price with children starving in poor Bangladesh is, of course, bourgeois decadenceat Macy's in Stoneridge I chanced upon a co... Posted by Ben on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST |
March 17th |
Posted by Ben on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST |
"Not I, but the city, teaches" |
Urban blight subceded into urban planning of a distinctly modern variety. We descended from a strangely concrete garden into the shadow of a Borg cube of a building. We passed a corner alc... Posted by Ben on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST |
I have for the last half hour |
I have for the last hour been in the midst of perfecting my masterwork. I have sequenced the ultimate mix of music far too obscure for even the most indie snob. Ask if you want a copy of t... Posted by Ben on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST |
the athletic achievement of the century |
The brave athelete searches out his fate.
Death arrives for the athelete, but he doesn't answer the door. ... Posted by Ben on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST |