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Aubsequious...

She had that Honda loaded down with Abercrombie clothes and 15 pairs of shoes...and his American Exp

About Me

This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)Hello :).
Some of you may know me as Aubrey.
Others may not know me at all.
I am 18 in the month of May.
Brown hair, blue eyes.
I like many things.
Guys are good.
Mis and Ellie are better.
Laughing so hard that I either cry or snort .
HUGS!!!!
Sarcasm. The best thing ever.
Work, believe it or not :).
Going shopping.
PAYDAY!
Diet Pepsi.
Iced tea.
The word “tweed”.
Dancing in the rain.
Rain, period.
COLDSTONE.
Going to Novice concerts.
CAMP!!
Big words.
Hanging out with Lori, Josh, and Eleanor at In-N-Out after midnight.
Hiding delicious tea underneath a massive company fridge in the movie theatre.
Being kidnapped ;D.
Making funny faces.
"Running" at night around my neighborhood.
Boxes o' Cookies!!!
Playing hackeysack.
Having a laughing disease!
DOIN' THE "AUBREY DANCE”.
Singing along really loud to every song on the radio while you're driving by yourself.
Singing along really loud to every song on the radio while you’re driving with your best friend.
Switching cars in the middle of a parking garage.
Summer vacation!
Photography.
Black and white.
Chocolate cake on top of a plain ruffles chip on top of sauceless pepperoni pizza.
Being swung around in circles or given piggy back rides.
Beating Tanner up.
Watching Josh get sprayed in the face with diet coke.
Java customers.
Going to the gym!
Ditching the gym for pancakes.
Eating those pancakes on swings in Park Hill!
Flapjacks on Saturday mornings!
Teen girl squad impersonations.
Playing hide-and-go-seek with our cars in the middle of the night.
5-year old cousins that like to hold my hand on the beach.
Disneyland.
Christmas.
Snow.
Italian and Mexican food.
Cheeseburgers and fries.
Curly fries...
Okay just food in general.
I don’t like things, too.
People.
Drama. (Not theatre, but gossipy crap.)
Bugs.
Birds.
Tomato Sauce.
Mustard.
Cherry Flavoring.
Nacho cheese.
Salami.
Some Java customers.
Fake people.
Egos. (Not eggos.)
Swearing.
Deceit.
Homework.
The color gold.
Most perfume.
Sunburns.
Dirty socks.
Hairy backs.
Pollen.
Jungle babies.
Jealousy.
Braces.
Girls that can’t blend foundation.
Telemarketers.
Abortion.
Cheesy poetry.
Flannel.
Wannabes.
Rhinestones.
The words “sexy” and “lover”.
Dry Skin.
Waiting in line for a drink and then they get your order wrong.
Taking somebody home and then being informed that they need to be back where you picked them up.
Driving my sister and her friends around.
When your leg gets stuck to a plastic chair and then the marks stay there for a while.
Hitting any bone that protrudes from my body on doorknobs, cutting corners too short, or just being plain clumsy.
Asthma.
That I have no musical or any ability whatsoever.
Not understanding something.
Pencils.
Being woken up early and then told to go back to sleep but you can’t.
That I am allergic to Ibuprofen.
Ode de old people.
Ode de K-Mart.
Ode de Burger King.
Heat.
Dog poop.

My Interests


Absurd
Utterly dramatic
Burlesque
Retarculous
Extremely ticklish
Yup, it's true.

Nostalgic
Imperfect
Crazy
Ornery
Laughs a lot
Easily entertained

"And Aubrey was her name,
A not so very ordinary girl or name.
But who's to blame?
For a love that wouldn't bloom
For the hearts that never played in tune.
Like a lovely melody that everyone can sing,
Take away the words that rhyme it doesn't mean a thing.

And Aubrey was her name.
We triped the light and danced together to the moon,
But where was June.
No it never came around.
If it did it never made a sound,
Maybe I was absent or was listening to fast,
Catching all the words, but then the meaning going past,

But God I miss the girl,
And I'd go a thousand times around the world just to be
Closer to her than to me.

And Aubrey was her name,
I never knew her, but I loved her just the same,
I loved her name.
Wish that I had found the way
And the reasons that would make her stay.
I have learned to lead a life apart from all the rest.
If I can't have the one I want, I'll do without the best.

But how I miss the girl
And I'd go a million times around the world just to say
She had been mine for a day."

"For this is what I'm glad to do; it's time to live a life of love that pleases you. And I will give my all to you; surrender everything I have and follow you."

I'd like to meet:



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I'd also like to meet my boyfriend:

+Tall
+Shag-ish (preferrably darkish) hair
+Lean figure
+Strong
+FUNNY
+God-honoring
+Sweet
+Loves me to death
:D

**Six pack is a plus!

Music:


+Alter Bridge
+Arctic Monkeys
+Armor for Sleep
+Audioslave
+Bon Jovi
+Boston
+Bowling for Soup
+Cheap Trick
+Coldplay
+Dashboard Confessional
+FM Static
+Gavin DeGraw
+Hawk Nelson
+Incubus
+Jack Johnson
+Jason Mraz
+Jesse McCartney
+John Mayer
+Lifehouse
+Matchbox 20
+McFly
+Nickelback
+Novice
+Panic! At The Disco
+Queen
+Ramones
+Red Hot Chili Peppers
+Relient K
+Santana
+Seether
+The Shins
+Staind
+Sublime
+Sugarcult
+Taking Back Sunday
+Tenacious D
+They Might Be Giants
+Third Eye Blind
+Thousand Foot Krutch
+Tim McGraw
+Train
+Trapt
+The Used
+Van Halen

Movies:

How to dance like a white guy.


This is just, plain, great.
+13 Going on 30
+Armageddon
+A Knight's Tale
+A Walk to Remember
+Benny and Joon
+Blues Brothers
+The Bourne (series)
+Breakfast at Tiffany’s
+Cellular
+Chasing Liberty
+Cruel Intentions
+Dirty Dancing
+Drive Me Crazy
+Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
+Footloose
+Grease
+Grind
+High School Musical
+How to Deal
+How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
+The Italian Job
+Just Like Heaven
+Ladder 49
+My Best Friend’s Wedding
+Newsies
+The Notebook
+Ocean's Eleven
+Out Cold
+Pirates of the Caribbean
+Poseidon
+Pretty Woman
+Romeo + Juliet
+The School of Rock
+She’s All That
+Step Up
+Stepmom
+Sweet Home Alabama
+Take the Lead
+The Ten Things I Hate About You
+Uptown Girls
+ZoolanderFAINTING GOATS. CLASSIC.

Television:


+8 Simple Rules
+BOY MEETS WORLD!
+CSI
+Friends
+GILMORE GIRLS!!!
+Will and Grace

Books:

Lots.

Heroes:

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."

...OH and Mellisa because she brought me my pants!!

And just plain Missy because she's just plain Missy!!!

If you forget Eleanor, I'll shoot you in the face!