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lex fiend aka SmarmyClothes.com

About Me


my name is alexis. i make clothes and food and messes.

some would say i'm antisocial, but i'm a psychology nerd, so i would correct them and say that i'm technically avoidant. me = hermit.

smarmyclothes.com


check out my site and buy stuff...
don't forget, i take custom orders!!


xoxox ATTENTION! xoxox
I hate to be an anal butthole (and a redundant one, at that) but EFF it: If you wanna be my 'Space Friend, follow these rules...
RULE #1: If you are a BAND, don't bother adding me. I hate your band. If you're a CREEPY DUDE, take a hike. I have a boyfriend.
RULE #2: Make sure you've added me as a friend if you're sending me a message. If you have your profile set to private, and we are not already friends, I won't be able to answer you...
I don't check Myspace everyday, so it might take me a few to get back to you. If you want a more immediate response, please email me at smarmycity [AT] gmail.com
For sewing tips + tutorials + a big fat list of craft supply and resource links, I have an entire site dedicated to that kind of stuff here . If you have a specific question about something, post it in the WhatTheCraft.com Forums .
wanna buy my clothes?
Smarmyclothes.com
Etsy





xoxox JOIN THE SMARMY ARMY xoxox
Email me pictures of you in your Smarmy garments (smarments!), and get 10% off your next order, and I'll post your pics in my customer gallery!
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How do I do it? Check out my
diy sewing & craft tutorials...


DiYScene Etsy Street Team Member


Please visit these DiYScene Etsy Street Team shops!


Absidy
Alarming Charms
aNGrYGiRL Gear
Bella Mia Beads
Black Kitten Accessories
Black Sunshine
Black Widow Clothing
CanDyRavE
Chyld's Etsy Shop
Concertina's Ami Army
Crossbones Couture
Culture Revolution
Cutie Dynamite
Dame Named Redd Designs
Delicious Pie Designs
Dingogirl's Den
Dismantled Fashions
Dressed by Danni
Drop Dead Gorgeous Fashions
EyeScream Industries
Fabulously Fierce
Glamarita
Glamasaurus
Glitterstar Designs
Gothcupcake Creations
Heart Sized Crush
Indiscretion
Ishy's Creations
Jen Ell's Revenge
Kezbirdie
Killer Kitty Clothing
Kitty Loaf Creations
Label of Hope
Lady Moon Designs
Love and Cupcakes
Mean Look
Meow*KiKi Clothing
Ms. Christa Custom Clothing and Hair Accesories
MTCoffinz
Night's Requiem
Pet Zombie Creations
Platipuses DIY
Poisoned Creations
Poppy's Wicked Garden
Psyco Hatress
RedThreadDIY
RockIt Designs
Rocky The Zombie
Self Inflicted DIY
SewRad Clothing
ShellyDelight
Sinister Creations
Sisters of the Moon
Smarmy Clothes
SoHoKiTtEn!
Spooonfuls of Awesome
StellarCheri
Synthetic Seduction
Tapebubba
TheClayPony
The Vintage Doctor
Things That Bling
Toxic Earth TM
UvKITTY
Vicmes Diy Clothing and Accessories
Warning Label Creations
WickedBadNaughty Glass
Winter Lights Clothing
Worthy Soy Candles
xannabotx

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

veronica mars
wild bill hickok

My Blog

CUSTOM ORDERS - examples and price list

Yes, I take custom orders!How does it work?  Pick a style.  You send me a t-shirt (there's an extra charge if I find the shirt for you), your measurements, and payment, and I make you a one of a kind ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:20:00 GMT

new etsy shop!

I just opened a shop at Etsy, where I'll be featuring all of the SmarmyClothes SALE items!Check it out! smarmyclothes.etsy.com -Alexissmarmyclothes.com
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Sending me a message through Myspace?

Hey ladies!  I've been getting a lot of messages via Myspace lately, which is fine, but if you're going to contact me on here, PLEASE make sure you've added me as a friend!  If you don't ha...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 22:35:00 GMT

Interested in becoming a DIY designer?

Hey guys!I get a lot of questions asking advice for where to find fabric and t-shirts, as well as how I do what I do, how much money I make, etc, etc....I just posted the first in a series of article...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 19:07:00 GMT

SmarmyClothes GALLERY

Everything you see here has been SOLD!  So don't ask me if you can buy it.  I take custom orders here: www.smarmyclothes.com
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 00:10:00 GMT

to the person that stole my Harry-from-3rd-rock-from-the-sun, big, ridiculous faux fur coat:

i hope something awful happens to you. 
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 21:26:00 GMT

the smarmy army

hey guys!i'm trying to put together a customer gallery, so if you've ever bought from me, send me pictures of you in my stuff, and you'll get 10% off your next order.
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:20:00 GMT

huge dorks

keeprokkenbanquo: he wants to go to bilbos lexy specs: have you told him that it isn't good? lexy specs: i guess we could give it a second chance keeprokkenbanquo: hell yeah keeprokkenbanquo: [23:39] ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 20:48:00 GMT

instant pasta lovers, UNITE!!!

Dear Mr. Boyardee, When I was in middle school, my main after school snacks were ramen noodles, Spaghettios with sliced franks, and my personal favorite, Sir Chompsalot (the cheese kind, not the crap ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jul 2005 17:44:00 GMT

warning:

new weezer lyrics- "when you're out with your friends in your new mercedes benz and you're on drugs. and you show up late for school cuz you think you're really cool cuz you're on drugs. when you...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Apr 2005 08:58:00 GMT