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Mr. Feelnothing

we'll show each other where it hurts, and we'll make the fuckers pay.

About Me

an amalgamation of blood and bones, a heart and a ghost.
filled to the brim of the hat with black coffee and smoke, a particular blue ribbon beer, jameson, sunrise and sunset, and a sparse scattering of cumulo nimbus clouds.
speaks with hands and eyes and sleepy sighs.
heart like a matchstick. easily broken and meant to start fires.
kind of a scoundrel...

(these are two of my favorite things.)
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My Interests

nouveau-chic neurosis.
n'il-pas-faire romanticism.
alcoholidays.
rock and roll music.
carhartts.
quoting books/movies/songs.
yeti crabs.
four-square.
art toys.
nostalgia.
hyperbole.
being charming.
questionable content.
cooking.
proper spelling.
tattoos.
jones soda.
learning new things.
the word "quixotic."
a softer world.
sharing smiles.
avocados.
gelato.
avocado gelato.
belly button lint.
billiards.
bandanas.
bueno byes.
bossanova & red wine.
alliteration.
poetry.
poker.
surrealism.
pbf comics.
fiestas.
fixing then riding bikes.
opiates.
self-deprecation.
hips, lips, and fingertips.
doin' it.
bill "murray" bookchin.

I'd like to meet:

being a cowboy, i'd like to meet a seagirl.
anyone who can laugh and scream and cry all at once.
magicians, rogues, bards, goons, jokers, goddesses, ghosts, centaurs, mermaids, and other fantastic people.
i would also like to meet more people who are interested in fun like this:

Music:

LUCERO.
RYAN ADAMS.
NEKO CASE.
and anything else that keeps the twang in my heart.
also, here are some musical projects of mine, most of which are extinct:
In The Belly Of The Whale
Knife The Hero
Bravura Corvid
High Speed Knives

Movies:

buffalo '66.
rushmore.
the princess bride.
the breakfast club.
le samourai.
carnival of souls.

Television:



basically, neat cable shows and neat cable shows that got cancelled.

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, V For Vendetta, Still Life With Woodpecker, Moist, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Finnegan's Wake, True and False by David Mamet, and an assortment of funny plays

Heroes:

Dave Eggers, Ben Barnett, Vincent Gallo, Christopher Walken, Hal Hartley, T.S. Eliot, my uncles, the bum who gave me a hug in Seattle, Aubrey Beardsley, Gil Elvgren

My Blog

In Regards To The Local Youth Arts Coalition...

Zane Fischer is a fucking idiot. http://sfreporter.com/articles/publish/zanes-world-032608-cr ying-wolf.php...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:29:00 PST

I’m Not An Actor, I Just Play One On TV

This town, for all it's been hyped with the film scene and all, sure can suck a dick for actors sometimes.  I just got out of doing a reading for a new film, and it was so goddamn disheartening.&...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:37:00 PST

We Are All Natural Disasters

Okay, in continuance of my trash-talking/hyping on Santa Fe as of late...You may have a read a statement I made early in the week about how fucking crazy Santa Feans are.  Let me elaborate...Bing...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:43:00 PST

Dogs and Yoga

Are the only two things anyone over the age of thirty talks about in this town. Thanks, Santa Fe.Fuck you.
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:56:00 PST

The Only Girl A Boy Can Trust Is His Guitar

True dat.I'm down to my last forty bucks to get me through the next week.Funny thing is, I don't particularly care.  I figure...I have my bike and my buddies.  Got whiskey and smokes.  ...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:53:00 PST

I Am Made Of Autumn Rain

It's true.Well...almost.I walked home this morning and got caught in the rain.It was beautiful.  The kind of rainstorm where it's still very bright out, but completely pouring.  Combined wit...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 02:22:00 PST

Like A Middle School Slowdance

Awkward and endearing, with an prevailing air of dread. Yesterday was my birthday.I drank too much and passed out.I feel old. I spent the majority of the afternoon stuck on I-25.  Apparently some...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 05:18:00 PST

22 Years And The Same Old Bullshit

So I drunkenly make my way to IHOP last night with Amelia, only to see who other but, well...let's say I'm sure you can guess.  There with her bedwetter ex-boyfriend.  Amelia immediately spu...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:13:00 PST

It’s Hard To Keep Caring When Nobody Else Does

...Which is why I made this "I-Am-Lonely-And-Walking-Around-The-City" mix: Mono - "Holy"13 & God - "If"Mogwai - "Team Handed"Broken Social Scene - "Passport Radio"Handsome Furs - "Sing! Capta...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

Love Is A Mix Tape

I finished reading Rob Sheffield's "Love Is A Mix Tape" the other night, and I officially declare that it is one of my favorite books ever written.  He uses fifteen mix tapes at the beginning of ...
Posted by Mr. Feelnothing on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:00:00 PST