Quotes:
"In the pokergame of life, women are the rake"
"Taste Like Crab, Talk Like People
Crab People Crab People"
-South Park
"I know how to throw...down...I almost said throw up...but I didn't"
-Master Shake
"In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."
-Borat
"In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."
-Borat
"Goodbye Fried Rice, Hello Fried Chicken"
-Tiger Woods