I'm a blue eyed dago.....I was born in the ghetto known as Hyde Park,Chicago on the south side of the city, and rumor has it i was the result of a really bad booty call (Thanks Mom & Dad!!) I spent most of my child hood on the street committing various crimes and scams untill my teen age years when i was snatched up from my mom to live with my dad in the big bad SFV,Van Nuys to be exact, where i had the distinct misfortune to waste away my teen age years walking the streets of van nuys with some chooch named Brian A.K.A. Woodchip,A.K.A. Big Daddy, and some other sorry sack of shit named Dave Gladu, we used to hang out at the sherman oaks galleria and travel the valley going to stupid ass IDK gigs and egging fags and mugging strung out tweakers in N.Hollywood Park, after a while Brian got pussy whipped to some scab named chris (he met through her brother while the both of him were locked up in some teen loonie bin)i was forced to deal with the sad reality that my only close friend in the SFV had his head up his ass all cause of pussy and i was left to deal with the aforementioned Dave Glado-do all by myself. after that shit got old real quick i joined the Navy where i proceded to spend my money on booze,broads,and moroccan hash (The rest i spent foolishly!) and became quite the pervert! ( Trust me with your money,and your life but not your wife!!! ) i mean i nailed every chick who wouldnt scream RAPE! well needless to say the Navy got fed up with me real fast and decided to attach me to a marine expiditionary unit and send me of to Desert Storm ,then gave me my walking papers and for spite send me back to chicago and not the ozone challenged SFV besides, Brian was AWOL for the navy and Glado-do was a full blown tweaker so i figured what the hell (BORED YET?) and returned back to the south side and picked up where i left off. many bar room brawls, drive bys and quickies with desperate fat chicks i ended up here today wondering why the hell is brian trying to get a bag of shit out of a fir tree in the back woods of washington state!
richard --
[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
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