$mallz the (sexy-pompass-jackass)

About Me

Hey ya'll, whats up, whats up. My name is $malls, if you didn't know already. How ya doin'? Well, what can I say? I'm not Spanish! I'm Romanian, and yes, I really am 4'11''. I'm pretty chilled out unless I'm hyper. I'ma person that likes to enjoy a good time. Acouple drinks, acouple blunts.. I'm the type of girl that doesn't like people when I first meet them. It's just how I have to be these days, but just give me some time to warm up, and you'll see what the real $malls is about. I'M AN AMAZING FRIEND! Friendship means the world to me. I'm one of the most goofiest, loudest, and obnoxious, CRAZY motherfuckers you'll ever meet. My people like it that way. I know what I like and I don't change for anyone. I may be only 4'11'', but I surely won't back down to anyone. Don't fuck with me, and everything will be straight.PEACE HOES

My Interests

I LOVEAND.I enjoy having a good time, doing stupid things. Smokin', drinkin with my friends not having a worry in the world. Just living the way I want.
You are a Hippie
You are a total hippie. While you may not wear birks or smell of incense, you have the soul of a hippie.
You don't trust authority, and you do as you please. You're willing to take a stand, even when what you believe isn't popular.

You like to experiment with ideas, lifestyles, and different subcultures.
You always gravitate toward what's radical and subversive. Normal, mainstream culture doesn't really resonate with you. Are You a Hippie?

I'd like to meet:

I've already met him. I love you baby boi. LOL!.... .. .. .. .. ..
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Music:

MOST LIKELY ANYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF.

Movies:

ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NAPOLEON DYNA-fucking-MITE FRIDAY AFTER NEXT THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS RYANS RANDOM VIDEOS hahahahaha BARBER SHOP 1&2 BEAUTY SHOP hahaha prolly more cause i don't know....

Television:

CARTOONS,HARDCORE PORN, THAT 70'S SHOW, KING OF THE HILL, JIMMY NEUTRON, THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL, G4 CHANNEL... i watch a fuck load of tv.

Books:

I used to not read much.. but now I do... I like to read alot of shit.. anything really.. but zines and porn are the most likely best to grab my fullest attention. giggity giggityPlayboyhell yess!!!!

Heroes:

There's really no one to really look up to these days. But amongst that, I'd have to say my best "BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER" I could ever have. SHAWN!

My Blog

do you really know me

..TR> Let's see who REALLY knows me...Lets see the funny shit u people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are. But first post a blank ...
Posted by $mallz the (sexy-pompass-jackass) on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 09:39:00 PST

Fuckin bullshit!

You know. Yesterday was one of the worst days of my life. I let it go though, but I just felt like I had to elaborate on it for a sec. I'm not going to mention any names or anything like that, and I'...
Posted by $mallz the (sexy-pompass-jackass) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:59:00 PST

For Jake.

Jacob, this is for you. Love is amazing. I'd never thought I'd find myself the day that I found you. Plans for only one of me are future plans for two. Soul mates in this universe that makes...
Posted by $mallz the (sexy-pompass-jackass) on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

the best post i've ever written

Lie to me... ur face goes to the ground.. i don't give a fuck how tall you are... dayum... there is some fucked up people in this world... and i know it, and i've experienced it.. and they wonder why ...
Posted by $mallz the (sexy-pompass-jackass) on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 01:39:00 PST

IF I EVER LEAVE U THIS COMMENT.. i love you =P

if this comment just happends to come up on ur profile from me then you know ur loved... "One day I had a monkey and I sent him to the country and I fed him on ginger bread. Then along came a choo-cho...
Posted by $mallz the (sexy-pompass-jackass) on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST