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About Me

I am a reflective person...If you break me you'll have seven years of bad luck.Pet Peeves:<+> arrogant drivers that think talking on their cell is more important than using a turn signal<+> public restrooms which have been violated to the point of non-use. I'm talking "can of wet dog food in an open blender" kinda non-use.<+> the torture of primates for scientific research. there's no excuse. I'd rather die of a mysterious disease than for a poor monk be Abu-Ghraib'd for months & years at a time to find it's cure. they are not at the same level of consciousness as a human being, but they retain consciousness nonetheless. there is no excuse to abuse a conscious being - period. done ...and done.<+> hamburger joints that do not serve bacon. yes, there is one right by my house called Tami's Burger Haven ("Home of the Six-Inch burger"). Dammit, if i'm getting a burger I want to have bacon on it...is that so unreasonable? My thoery, of course, is that the proprietors are a "sleeper cell" of some sort.<+> loudmouth ignorami who spend an entire live concert babbling about "who karen slept with on saturday". not one bit of interest in the soul-soothing magic being dispensed on stage. just shallow, mindless sheeple bleating into the night and affecting all those in a 6 foot radius with their plastic, spiritually-void, insane blatherings.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Maker, Einstein (via dimensional time travel based on his ideas), John Elway, Gary Larson, the Dalai Lama (just to party with, I bet he's SO tired of all the serious questions about the meaning of life). . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

My Blog

"Do you need a girlfriend?"

Ok, I am officially SICK of the 'MySpace Slut' ads which appear on my home page every day. The ads are suppossed to be "demographically targeted", in this new era of The Google and such. My status is ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:00:00 GMT

Yes we CANN(abis)!

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/richardson-report/...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 10:32:00 GMT

Worst...porta-potty....EVER

Jayde and I went for a walk at a local park the othe day and discovered a hidden gem. Turns out, this little place had (what I think) is one of the nastiest, most abhorrent, downright sickening porta-...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:12:00 GMT

Beyonce changes her name (lame), so much for the fame game

Lamezore! Beyonce changed her name to Sasha Fierce. Here is her depiction of "fierce" (aka "Faux Fierce"?) Here's a link tip prove I ain't lying: http://music.yahoo.com/read/new...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 02:13:00 GMT

Halloween Housewarming & Costume Par-tay

Hosted By: Thomas, Star, Rosie & RyanWhen: Friday Oct 24, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere Our House6023 Holland StArvada, CO 80004United StatesDescription:Thomas, Star, Rosie & Ryan Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 13:19:00 GMT

Screw it, Im voting Obama

*sigh* After an initial surge of huge enthusiasm after the addition of Palin to the Repub ticket, I am now forced to revise my decision. I felt betrayed when Obama chose Biden. The so-called 'candida...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:00:00 GMT

Michigan? WTF...Its just a freakin shirt

I just don't get it. EVERYTIME I wear my "Michigan" shirt out of the house I get assaulted, verbally and emotionally, by scores of freaks. Seriously. SCORES (i.e tons) I do not watch, profess a...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:57:00 GMT

The Ultimate Cure for Hiccups - NEVER HICCUP AGAIN!

This is GUARANTEED to cure hiccups...simple and effective. This is an old folk remedy my grandpa used... YOU WILL NEVER HICCUP AGAIN! -------- 1. Using a 2 foot length of rubber tubing (like the kind ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Dickhead alert!

Many of you may have used the derogatory term 'dickhead' to refer to someone who may deservedly have earned such a title. Others of you may have earned the title for yourselves. However, it should be ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:25:00 GMT

Yup, its the End of the World...we can now play that R.E.M. song non-ironically

This man, Ronald Weinland, has been preaching that the "End" will arrive (for the USA) starting in Fall 2008. He is the Chosen Prophet (actually one of two Prophets). He is also bald. (?) www.the-end....
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:43:00 GMT