Though most often too thoroughly confused by my own eccentricity and eclectic range of interests to decide what to accomplish at any given time, I've thus far managed to record a total of five releases with four different bands, produce a generous amount of my own music (still unreleased, I'm sorry to report), design a veritable mountain of websites and clothing for various clients, write three novels and a collection of short stories, fill endless notebooks with doodles in felt-tip pen, anger several cats, invent two new languages, amass an impeccable collection of art nouveau reproductions, scare small children, bewilder friends and family members, consume unspeakable amounts of citrus flavored items, dance about with the relative abandon of a mental invalid, and generally fail to be a contributing member of society. All this while remaining entirely unable to eat potatoes, and as of more recent months, wheat and dairy products as well! These days, I can most typically be found working on music and merchandise for my band, Par Avion, although when not busy with such work I occasionally find time to contemplate world domination, play a quick game or two of tiddlywinks, head out on the infrequent urban exploration adventure, and attempt to figure out a way to make Emilie Autumn marry me. Alright... ...I must admit, I've never played a single game tiddlywinks in my life. The rest, however, is likely more true than I think it is.
It should also probably be mentioned that I am, all other interests aside, an electric bassist and producer by trade. I can make virtually anyone sound good, and I am fully capable of holding down the low end in a wide variety of genres. I currently endorse Ampeg amplifiers and Fender basses.
