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Jack

About Me

I am desperately trying to remain young by signing up for this myspace lark. Innit. Foshizzle or summat.

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My Blog

Fate accomplis

"Welcome to our fate" said the hastily painted banner outside an old folks home on Dogsthorpe Road a few years ago. A little morbid perhaps, but I suppose these old folks have to face up to their mort...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:25:00 GMT

Walking stick-twirling cunts

Have you seen those old blokes with walking sticks who shuffle along and then, every third step, give their stick a big twirl?What the fuck is that about? It's almost like an involuntary action - stic...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:55:00 GMT