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I'm a full-time brother/friend/accountability partner/encourager/motivational speaker/and minister 2 any1 who wants me 2 be...I was at 1 point in time and most recently the store manager of Moes SouthWest Grill with a flawless crew, but truth be told, 4 whateva reasons, GOD reeeeally didn't want me 2 be there. I am currently workin at STARBUCKS. Every1 4 the longest time told me 2 work there. I never thought in a million years I would work at a place so high-priced as STARBUCKS!!! HAH!!! Amazing company though. I also do home-theater installations on the side as well as assist others in leading worship/recording of ANY kind/mixing and video editing 4 whoever will have me. Most of all, I'm just a simple guy who has nothing but LOVE. Which means GOD, cause GOD IS LOVE!!! I love my family very much and am very fortunate and blessed 2 have 1 mother and 1 father who love the Lord and their children more and more each day. Right underneath that is my awesome brothers and sisters who I learn something new from every day. From Kibby's care and compassion 2 Jonathan's "CALM RAGE" 2 speak truth in the midst of aggression against him towards whoever steps up 2 the plate. There's always somethin new. I love U all!!! I am more in touch with my faults and shortcomings than U can possibly imagine. However, I will not let the enemy use that against me. I am a young man who knows the gifts and strengths that GOD has bestowed upon him and knows where he's going in life. My heart aches 4 this world in a sense of how bad we NEED a SAVIOUR. I'm 1 of the goofiest individuals U will EVER meet. I LOVE ON people as much as possible. Wanna know more bout lil ol Rob??? READ MY QUESTIONAIRE THINGY on the left of my profile underneath the "HEROES" section or get 2 know my motha...HAHA!!! Be spontaneous and send me an invite or leave a message. WHATEVER!!! U can IM me at "Animal217" on AIM. U can talk 2 me about anything I assure U.Always prayin, yer bro, Rob p.s. I wish I had words as effective and quick as this man. 1 of my biggest inspirations...Mr. Paul David Washer

My Interests

People, reading, learning from my mistakes and the mistakes of others and actually applying my new-found knowledge towards brothers and sisters 2 C wha the outcome is. Hence...(fellowship) Human behavior is fascinating 2 me. Wha can I say??? I'm a dweeb...I also enjoy a lot of down time and doin random projects that require no deadline but what I make it such as... Becoming The Architype
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like 2 meet as many people as possible and make some kinda fellowship with them B4 I die. I love meeting new people and maintaining friendships with the old ones.

Music:

oh boy, where do I start??? WAAAY 2 many bands 2 type. Check this out. Just a lil goof session on da drums...Tried 2 spice it up a lil and add a few things of my own... "The Pot" by Tool
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Movies:

Cast Away, Braveheart, and Barney's adventure 2 Treasure Island...what???.....Good movie!!! Just a lil somethin that myself and the boys threw together at the last minute literally...

Television:

Games, LAN parties, FAMILY GUY, movies. Other than that, TV sux. I'd rather make my own television shows or anything of that nature.

Books:

Way too many...seriously...

Heroes:

Too many as well...in the mean time, completely offa the subject...read this...
The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: Roberto Enrique Pedro Martinez Chester Smithy Philbert Cervantes the 3rd...Junior.
Age?: 11+3-4x3-10+2=outcome.
Sex?: Opposite of female on weekdays. Dragqueen on weekends.
Birth Date?: December minus 1 month plus 6 days in the year of a famous novel.
Hair Color?: Pitch black...like my soul.
Eye Color?: Dark dooky brown.
Height?: 5'12 I think...twas a joke people C'MON!!!
Weight?: 190 some lbs. of pure hunky manmeat.
Body Type?: Broad and ridged with a 6-pack...in my hands. ha. joke.
Piercings?: 1 on my wenis.
Tattoos?: None yet.
What are you wearing right now?: My fairy outfit from tonight's show. (Dragqueen remember???)
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: 1 inch from my skull.
* Favorites *
Soda?: Spridite.
Food?: RIGATONI MARTINO from Carrabbas (spell check)
Drinks?: Half water, half lemonade or fruit punch.
Alcoholic drink?: Smirnoff and smirnoff ONLY!!! Regular beer sux.
Time of day?: Evening I spose. That's when I do my killing.
Season?: Winter. Easier 2 hide the bodies underneath snow.
Day of the week?: Faturday.
Song at the moment?: "Good Times" by Virgos
Band/artist?: Celine Dion.
Book?: "How 2 kill people and make art of their bodies." by Adolf Hitler.
Subject in school?: I never got offa the short bus.
Place in the USA?: Maine...so plain...how lame...where's my cain???
Place outside the USA?: Israel. Neva ben dare yet.
Color?: Green like uh...can't think of anything cleva. Sowwy people.
Style of clothes?: Thongs and boots.
Store?: Starship.
Mall?: Hate em all 4 real!!!
City?: Uzbeskistan, Rome.
Website?: www.thisisnotarealwebsitenameandimjustmakingthisup.com
Magazine?: Playgirl.
Kind of pet?: The dead kind.
* Worst *
Place to be?: Between an angry dog and a gay man ready 2 go. Don't ask.
Class in school?: Still on the short bus.
Time of day?: Mornin due 2 a constant buzz from the noisemaker entitled an "alarm clock"
Season?: Summer. 2 fargin hot.
Kind of pet?: The alive kind.
Drink?: Regular beer.
Food?: No such thing.
Mall?: Refer 2 "favorites" 5th question from the bottom.
Store?: Maternity "R" Us.
Style of clothes?: Let's just say the people that try a lil 2 hard ya know???
Celebrity?: Hector Cervantes.
Color?: aqua marine wood. Not even a color. hah fooled U!!!
Book?: "Things that make U happy" by Ronald Macdonald.
Type of music?: Anything that wastes time 2 the point where U say 2 yourself, "Can I have 10 mins. of my life back???"
Website?: hahaha...waaaay 2 many 2 type.
Magazine?: No comment on this 1.
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: As soon as I get down.
What is your first thought?: Who the crap is this???
What do you do first?: Tell them 2 get outta my bed!!!
What is your usual outfit?: Purple speedo, high-heels, and a red tanktop that has a picture of Anna-Nicole Smith on it.
What is your first class of the day?: No skool, just work.
When does school end?: When I say it does...hah. Love bein a manager!!!
Do you see your friends?: Wha R these "friends" U speak of???
What do you do when you get home?: Work on my "body-art" (fresh bodies need uh good cuttin)
What time do you go to bed?: As soon as I retire from the portable telecommunications device entitled a "cell-phone"
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: Weekly.
Brush your hair daily?: No hair 2 brush remember???
Shower daily?: Monthly.
Sing?: So I've been told.
Dance?: Weekend events remember???
Party?: If U call giving candy 2 kids who have been taught 2 not accept candy from strangers a "party" then of course the answer is yes.
Get drunk?: Neva have and neva will. Seriously.
Have sex?: Only when my mind slips from me into a world of false hope and unreasonable compromise.
Read books?: From right 2 left...wait.
Listen to music a lot?: hah. G, ya think???
Read magazines?: Only playgirl.
Go online a lot?: Welp, let's just say this is the 7th time I've filled out this dagum survey cause it's soooo frikin long!!! (Keep gettin booted mind U)
Have a religion?: Negative. I have somethin REAL, it's called a "relationship."
Have an iPod?: I-GAY!!!
Want an iPod?: I-FWAGGOT!!!
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Girlfriend, yes/Boyfriend, yes.
Play an instrument?: Do U really hafta ask??? Taka look at my fargin profile douganface!!!
Get sick a lot?: Only of stupid people entitled "CUSStomers"
Watch TV?: Unless it's games or FAMILY GUY or Prison Break, Negative.
Like MTV?: 1 question up bud, it's not hard.
Like VH1?: 2 questions up bud, quite difficult eh???
Like the History Channel?: Goodness!!! Is it really that hard 2 use your eyes???
Have digital cable?: Actually, yes. Neva watch it though.
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: No time 2 actually check the annoyance box 4 that many. That's ridiculous.
Listen to the radio?: Hah. Does the sun set in the north???
Still use your CD player?: Who doesn't??? That was justuh stupid question.
Stalk people?: Refer 2 "favorites" 5th question from the top. That'll answer your question.
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: 2 many, but yes.
Have dial-up internet?: Negatory.
Have AOL?: U couldn't pay me enough 2 have that service.
Know HTML?: Slightly.
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: Try -4.7 (that's a negative in front of the 4 by the way)
Do well in honors classes?: I'm locked in the short bus at this point.
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: A beat with words??? Any1 can do that.
R & B?: Some.
Blues and/or Jazz?: The most complicated music style other than classical. oh wait. that's the very next question. That answer is yes!!!
Classical?: R we done yet???
Pop?: Some.
Country?: Old stuff yes. Country now has gone friggin pop!!! Sux.
Emo/Screamo?: Hardly. Grow up kids and sing/scream about somethin worth-while. Try reading "Things that make U happy." by Ronald Macdonald. It's even got some blank pictures in there 4 U 2 color.
Heavy Metal?: GREAT STRESS RELIEVER!!!
Christian?: Unless it's Casting Crowns, I don't wanna hear it. Anything else is from EL DIABLO!!! (hardcore baptist 75 year old man's voice)
Techno?: Same beat looped over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...C how annoying it is??? I think not.
Reggae?: Only when I smoke weed. ha. right.
Broadway Musical Songs?: Actually. yes some. anyways.
Oldies?: Gotta love Celine Dion. oh wait she's still alive??? I thought she was considered an "oldie"
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: Refer 2 Kibby
Eye color?: Refer 2 Kibby
Tattoos?: Refer 2 Kibby
Piercings?: Refer 2 Kibby
Favorite Music?: Refer 2 Kibby
Style of clothing?: None...
Body type?: Refer 2 Kibby
Personality or looks?: BOTH!!! Not 1 OR the other. That's friggin wrong!!!
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: Refer 2...wait wha??? That's sad if any1 answers "yes" 2 this.
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: hmmm...I think this means go out with them outta pity. It's never a burden 2 help some1 out if that helps with your question.
Does size matter?: ha. As long as I can grab somethin and believe me, that aint a problem. haha. MWAH!!! Love ya girly!!!
Do they have to be popular?: I'd prefer 4 her NOT 2 be. Less drama.
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: Refer 2 my "relationships" vids.
Where do you go on the first date?: 2 a junk yard.
Kiss on the first date?: Depends on da mood.
Sex on the first date?: I plead the 5th.
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: I'm in drag, how could I NOT look good???
Are you eating something?: Affirmative. Yogurt.
Are you drinking something?: Affirmative. Tang.
Are you IMing anyone?: I'd rather NOT get online at the moment.
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: As always.
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: If any1 is over here this late and I'm talking 2 them face 2 face, it's only seconds B4 I "Chuck Norris" their throat and have yet another body 2 add 2 my collection.
What are you listening to?: Now it's "This Is What Love Is" by The Good Fight.
What are you watching on TV?: NO TV MONOGOLOID!!!
What other websites do you have open?: None. Tryin 2 finish this friggin survey so I can go 2 bed!!!
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: Only Casper.
The afterlife?: As surely as I am gay...wait. I meant happy by that.
Aliens?: Talk 2 my boy Tom Cruise about that. He'll help ya out. He's gonna need help with his straight-jacket though. Guy's friggin insane.
God?: LOVE, JUSTICE, CARE, COMPASSION, MOTIVATION, KINDNESS, PATIENCE, POWER, I think I'm gonna hafta say yes 2 this.
The devil?: U can't have good without evil.
Heaven?: U can't have a GOD without a Heaven.
Hell?: Once again, If I believe there is a devil, then he must have a place 2 dwell correct???
Scientology?: Refer 2 Webster's dictionary 4 this 1. I'll help U out. It's spelled, "L-I-E-S"
Hinduism?: DOOKY!!!
Buddhism?: POOPY!!!
Christianity?: CRAP!!! wait...oops. Affirmative.
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2 the ladies...

     Being in a relationship with God is 2 be loved purely and furiously. A person who thinks him or herself unlovable cannot be in a relationship with God because he/she can't acc...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:11:00 PST

1 of the biggest tests EVER!!!

     So yeah, here's the deal...God is workin out something SO AMAZING 4 my life right now, but he wants 2 C if I'm really going 2 trust him, and here's how...1 simple thing. It's not v...
Posted by Rob on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:03:00 PST

Don't blow hot air into the wind...

     Y is it so difficult 2 make amends with some1? Y must we remain bitter til the very end? Even if that end resolves in death. Kinda dramatic I know, but U know it's happened B4...
Posted by Rob on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:38:00 PST

Self-discipline vs. God's love

     4 my brothers and sisters out there reading this; is it possible that we try 2 hard sometimes 2 discipline ourselves? I'm not talking about something as simple as a diet or making...
Posted by Rob on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:53:00 PST

My everyday/second/minute/hour prayer...

     Blessed Father above, YOUR WILL, NOT MINE!!!
Posted by Rob on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

Nothing's impossible...

     So 4 all of U who know what it is that I'm about 2 do on this BLOG thing, I figured I might as well open up with a pretty sweet video I saw provided by Joy's bulletin post. Thanks ...
Posted by Rob on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:01:00 PST