People, reading, learning from my mistakes and the mistakes of others and actually applying my new-found knowledge towards brothers and sisters 2 C wha the outcome is. Hence...(fellowship) Human behavior is fascinating 2 me. Wha can I say??? I'm a dweeb...I also enjoy a lot of down time and doin random projects that require no deadline but what I make it such as... Becoming The Architype
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I'd like 2 meet as many people as possible and make some kinda fellowship with them B4 I die. I love meeting new people and maintaining friendships with the old ones.
oh boy, where do I start??? WAAAY 2 many bands 2 type. Check this out. Just a lil goof session on da drums...Tried 2 spice it up a lil and add a few things of my own... "The Pot" by Tool
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Cast Away, Braveheart, and Barney's adventure 2 Treasure Island...what???.....Good movie!!! Just a lil somethin that myself and the boys threw together at the last minute literally...
Games, LAN parties, FAMILY GUY, movies. Other than that, TV sux. I'd rather make my own television shows or anything of that nature.
Way too many...seriously...
Too many as well...in the mean time, completely offa the subject...read this...
The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: Roberto Enrique Pedro Martinez Chester Smithy Philbert Cervantes the 3rd...Junior.
Age?: 11+3-4x3-10+2=outcome.
Sex?: Opposite of female on weekdays. Dragqueen on weekends.
Birth Date?: December minus 1 month plus 6 days in the year of a famous novel.
Hair Color?: Pitch black...like my soul.
Eye Color?: Dark dooky brown.
Height?: 5'12 I think...twas a joke people C'MON!!!
Weight?: 190 some lbs. of pure hunky manmeat.
Body Type?: Broad and ridged with a 6-pack...in my hands. ha. joke.
Piercings?: 1 on my wenis.
Tattoos?: None yet.
What are you wearing right now?: My fairy outfit from tonight's show. (Dragqueen remember???)
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: 1 inch from my skull.
* Favorites *
Soda?: Spridite.
Food?: RIGATONI MARTINO from Carrabbas (spell check)
Drinks?: Half water, half lemonade or fruit punch.
Alcoholic drink?: Smirnoff and smirnoff ONLY!!! Regular beer sux.
Time of day?: Evening I spose. That's when I do my killing.
Season?: Winter. Easier 2 hide the bodies underneath snow.
Day of the week?: Faturday.
Song at the moment?: "Good Times" by Virgos
Band/artist?: Celine Dion.
Book?: "How 2 kill people and make art of their bodies." by Adolf Hitler.
Subject in school?: I never got offa the short bus.
Place in the USA?: Maine...so plain...how lame...where's my cain???
Place outside the USA?: Israel. Neva ben dare yet.
Color?: Green like uh...can't think of anything cleva. Sowwy people.
Style of clothes?: Thongs and boots.
Store?: Starship.
Mall?: Hate em all 4 real!!!
City?: Uzbeskistan, Rome.
Website?: www.thisisnotarealwebsitenameandimjustmakingthisup.com
Magazine?: Playgirl.
Kind of pet?: The dead kind.
* Worst *
Place to be?: Between an angry dog and a gay man ready 2 go. Don't ask.
Class in school?: Still on the short bus.
Time of day?: Mornin due 2 a constant buzz from the noisemaker entitled an "alarm clock"
Season?: Summer. 2 fargin hot.
Kind of pet?: The alive kind.
Drink?: Regular beer.
Food?: No such thing.
Mall?: Refer 2 "favorites" 5th question from the bottom.
Store?: Maternity "R" Us.
Style of clothes?: Let's just say the people that try a lil 2 hard ya know???
Celebrity?: Hector Cervantes.
Color?: aqua marine wood. Not even a color. hah fooled U!!!
Book?: "Things that make U happy" by Ronald Macdonald.
Type of music?: Anything that wastes time 2 the point where U say 2 yourself, "Can I have 10 mins. of my life back???"
Website?: hahaha...waaaay 2 many 2 type.
Magazine?: No comment on this 1.
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: As soon as I get down.
What is your first thought?: Who the crap is this???
What do you do first?: Tell them 2 get outta my bed!!!
What is your usual outfit?: Purple speedo, high-heels, and a red tanktop that has a picture of Anna-Nicole Smith on it.
What is your first class of the day?: No skool, just work.
When does school end?: When I say it does...hah. Love bein a manager!!!
Do you see your friends?: Wha R these "friends" U speak of???
What do you do when you get home?: Work on my "body-art" (fresh bodies need uh good cuttin)
What time do you go to bed?: As soon as I retire from the portable telecommunications device entitled a "cell-phone"
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: Weekly.
Brush your hair daily?: No hair 2 brush remember???
Shower daily?: Monthly.
Sing?: So I've been told.
Dance?: Weekend events remember???
Party?: If U call giving candy 2 kids who have been taught 2 not accept candy from strangers a "party" then of course the answer is yes.
Get drunk?: Neva have and neva will. Seriously.
Have sex?: Only when my mind slips from me into a world of false hope and unreasonable compromise.
Read books?: From right 2 left...wait.
Listen to music a lot?: hah. G, ya think???
Read magazines?: Only playgirl.
Go online a lot?: Welp, let's just say this is the 7th time I've filled out this dagum survey cause it's soooo frikin long!!! (Keep gettin booted mind U)
Have a religion?: Negative. I have somethin REAL, it's called a "relationship."
Have an iPod?: I-GAY!!!
Want an iPod?: I-FWAGGOT!!!
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Girlfriend, yes/Boyfriend, yes.
Play an instrument?: Do U really hafta ask??? Taka look at my fargin profile douganface!!!
Get sick a lot?: Only of stupid people entitled "CUSStomers"
Watch TV?: Unless it's games or FAMILY GUY or Prison Break, Negative.
Like MTV?: 1 question up bud, it's not hard.
Like VH1?: 2 questions up bud, quite difficult eh???
Like the History Channel?: Goodness!!! Is it really that hard 2 use your eyes???
Have digital cable?: Actually, yes. Neva watch it though.
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: No time 2 actually check the annoyance box 4 that many. That's ridiculous.
Listen to the radio?: Hah. Does the sun set in the north???
Still use your CD player?: Who doesn't??? That was justuh stupid question.
Stalk people?: Refer 2 "favorites" 5th question from the top. That'll answer your question.
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: 2 many, but yes.
Have dial-up internet?: Negatory.
Have AOL?: U couldn't pay me enough 2 have that service.
Know HTML?: Slightly.
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: Try -4.7 (that's a negative in front of the 4 by the way)
Do well in honors classes?: I'm locked in the short bus at this point.
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: A beat with words??? Any1 can do that.
R & B?: Some.
Blues and/or Jazz?: The most complicated music style other than classical. oh wait. that's the very next question. That answer is yes!!!
Classical?: R we done yet???
Pop?: Some.
Country?: Old stuff yes. Country now has gone friggin pop!!! Sux.
Emo/Screamo?: Hardly. Grow up kids and sing/scream about somethin worth-while. Try reading "Things that make U happy." by Ronald Macdonald. It's even got some blank pictures in there 4 U 2 color.
Heavy Metal?: GREAT STRESS RELIEVER!!!
Christian?: Unless it's Casting Crowns, I don't wanna hear it. Anything else is from EL DIABLO!!! (hardcore baptist 75 year old man's voice)
Techno?: Same beat looped over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...C how annoying it is??? I think not.
Reggae?: Only when I smoke weed. ha. right.
Broadway Musical Songs?: Actually. yes some. anyways.
Oldies?: Gotta love Celine Dion. oh wait she's still alive??? I thought she was considered an "oldie"
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: Refer 2 Kibby
Eye color?: Refer 2 Kibby
Tattoos?: Refer 2 Kibby
Piercings?: Refer 2 Kibby
Favorite Music?: Refer 2 Kibby
Style of clothing?: None...
Body type?: Refer 2 Kibby
Personality or looks?: BOTH!!! Not 1 OR the other. That's friggin wrong!!!
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: Refer 2...wait wha??? That's sad if any1 answers "yes" 2 this.
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: hmmm...I think this means go out with them outta pity. It's never a burden 2 help some1 out if that helps with your question.
Does size matter?: ha. As long as I can grab somethin and believe me, that aint a problem. haha. MWAH!!! Love ya girly!!!
Do they have to be popular?: I'd prefer 4 her NOT 2 be. Less drama.
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: Refer 2 my "relationships" vids.
Where do you go on the first date?: 2 a junk yard.
Kiss on the first date?: Depends on da mood.
Sex on the first date?: I plead the 5th.
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: I'm in drag, how could I NOT look good???
Are you eating something?: Affirmative. Yogurt.
Are you drinking something?: Affirmative. Tang.
Are you IMing anyone?: I'd rather NOT get online at the moment.
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: As always.
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: If any1 is over here this late and I'm talking 2 them face 2 face, it's only seconds B4 I "Chuck Norris" their throat and have yet another body 2 add 2 my collection.
What are you listening to?: Now it's "This Is What Love Is" by The Good Fight.
What are you watching on TV?: NO TV MONOGOLOID!!!
What other websites do you have open?: None. Tryin 2 finish this friggin survey so I can go 2 bed!!!
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: Only Casper.
The afterlife?: As surely as I am gay...wait. I meant happy by that.
Aliens?: Talk 2 my boy Tom Cruise about that. He'll help ya out. He's gonna need help with his straight-jacket though. Guy's friggin insane.
God?: LOVE, JUSTICE, CARE, COMPASSION, MOTIVATION, KINDNESS, PATIENCE, POWER, I think I'm gonna hafta say yes 2 this.
The devil?: U can't have good without evil.
Heaven?: U can't have a GOD without a Heaven.
Hell?: Once again, If I believe there is a devil, then he must have a place 2 dwell correct???
Scientology?: Refer 2 Webster's dictionary 4 this 1. I'll help U out. It's spelled, "L-I-E-S"
Hinduism?: DOOKY!!!
Buddhism?: POOPY!!!
Christianity?: CRAP!!! wait...oops. Affirmative.
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