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Hax

Hey MR Smith likes his women like he likes his coffee, Anyone else want a big arse cofee!!

About Me

Hey, im a 26 yr old man that likes to have alot of fun, if u know me u know I like to drink and I have alot of friends. I am currently in a great relationship and my girlfriend is one thing that I could not be with out. Love me mates they are great they keep me going in a sense. Me jobs pretty cruisy and im here just looking to meet a few more peeps :oCheers Hax

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My Interests

Basketball, Football, MUSIC, Computers, Beer, and women lol

I'd like to meet:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just looking to meet some peeps guys or gals, whom i can chat to. But other wise i like this my space idea so thought i would join. Cheers.Someone like Krystal Forscutt would be nice heheheh or her even LOLCODE
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Max Hamond
Birthday:: 18/03/1981
Birthplace:: Canberra
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: None
Height:: 6 ft
Weight:: Fat Coont
Right handed or Left handed?: Right Handed
Your Heritage:: Black
My Worst Habit:: Boozin
Zodiac Sign:: Pisces
Shoe Size:: 11
Pants Size:: meh!
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: Yep
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Vans
Your Weakness:: Good Looking Women
Your Fears:: Deans Mum
Your Perfect Pizza:: Aussie, bit plain LOL
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: give up smoking, 3 weeks in
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up:: im still tired
Your Best Physical Feature:: eyes
Your Bedtime:: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:: WOW i have alot
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Blue
Food?: Lamb Kebab
Sport?: AFL, Cricket, Basketball
Animal?: Tiger!!
Ice Cream?: Peppermint Choc Chip
Candy?: Meh!
Store?: Skin Ski
Salad Dressing?: None
Actor?: Kevin Spacey
Song?: Black Pearl Jam
Letter?: LOL
Number?: 13
Gum?: nah
Holiday?: anywhere that does not involve working
Season?: Footy Season
Toothpaste Flavor?: mint
Radio Station?: Voice Fm :)
Perfume?: Joop
Scent besides perfume?: Joop
Body part on the opposite sex?: Rear End
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Not a photocopier salesman
How Do You Want To Die?: LMAO prefer not to thanks
Turn ons:: Deans Mum
Turn offs:: Deans Dad
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Jay
Who's The Loudest?: Jay
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Jay
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Poll
Who's The Shyist?: Deano
When Have You Cried The Most?: Along time ago
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Coming home from work fri night
Worst Feeling?: Going to work mon morning
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Ballarat
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: weight
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: no idea
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: beach
Let's look at the: sunset
What a nice: rack!!
Where did all the: girls go!
Why can't we: just be friends
Silly, little: ass
Isn't it weird that: dean loves the dick
Never under any circumstance:
I wish: i was a punkrocker
Everyone has a: go!
I am: u r we r australian
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yes
Been To Juvie?: No
Mooned Someone?: Yes LOL
Been Rejected?: Yes
Ran Away From Home?: No
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: lmao dont have a crush but probally
Skipped School?: Yes
Thought About Suicide?: Yes, been close
Slept Outside?: Yes, and got very sick LOL
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: oh yeah! Jay causes that LOL
Cried In School?: Nope
Thrown Up In School?: Yep
Wanted To Be a Model?: Nah
Cheated On Someone?: Yes
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yes, got hit by a car
Seen A Dead Body?: Yes
Been Bitched Out?: umm!! excuse me
Drank Alcohol?: Yeah a bit
Smoked?: Yep!
Been On Drugs?: Yep!
Eaten Sushi?: Yes it tastes like shit
Been On Stage?: Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yes
Shoplifted?: Certainly have
Been Drunk?: Oh Yeah
Been Called A Tease?: Never
Been Beaten Up?: Yep
DO YOU
Swear?: Alot
Sing Well?: I sing awesome
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want To Go To College?: Nope
Want To Get Married?: Yes certainly do
Believe In Yourself?: Yeah
Get Motion Sickness?: Yep
Think You Are Attractive?: Nope
Get Along With Your Parents?: Yep
Like Thunderstorms?: Yep
Play An Instrument?: Nah
Own An IPOD?: Got 2
Pray?: sometimes
Go To Church?: as above
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: LMAO no
Keep A Journal/Diary?: yeah but its a work thing
Dance In The Rain?: No
Sing In The Shower?: Yep
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King?: Hungry Jacks
Single or Group Dates?: Single
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Choc
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Dont care
Meat or Veggies?: Meat
TV or Movie?: TV
Guitar or Drums?: Drums
Adidas or Nike?: Nike
Chinese or Mexican?: Chineses
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: LMAO weet bix ffs
Cake or Pie?: beefcake
MTV or VH1?: MTV
Blind or Deaf?: lol what who asks blind or fucken deaf neither thanks
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: nope
Write With Both Hands?: nope
Whistle?: yes
Blow A Bubble?: yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: nope
Cross Your Eyes?: yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: nope
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: nope
Dance?: nope
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: nope
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: luddas
You Talked To On The Phone:: jazz
You Instant Messaged:: deano
You Hugged:: alyce
You Yelled At:: me boss
You Played A Sport With:: luddas, poll
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: today
Time You Cried?: been a while bro
Movie You Watched?: 28 days later
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: extra
Joke You Told?: some friday funny joke
Song You've Sung?: stone sour bother
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: on pc
What Can You See Out Your Window?: my sunroom
Are You Listening To Music?: yes, stone sour bother LOL
What Are You Wearing?: clothes
What's On Your Mousepad?: Richmond Tigers emblem
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: No
Do you believe in miracles?: No
Magic?: No
Love at first sight?: No
God?: No
Satan?: No
Ghosts?: No
Santa?: No
Evolution?: No
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: Doesnt bother me
Fav Hair Color:: Doesnt bother me
Short or Long Hair:: Doesnt bother me
Height:: Doesnt bother me
Weight:: Doesnt bother me
Best Clothing Style:: Doesnt bother me
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Netherlands
Number Of CD's I Own:: 6 million
Your Good Luck Charm:: a 20c peice
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 4
Do you drink milk?: occasionly
Person You Hate Most:: paedophiles
Most Outdated Phrase:: Bro
Do you think God has a gender?: please see above in beliefs
Where do you think we go when we die?: in the ground or burnt
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends on who it is
What is something scientists need to invent?: a cure for cancer
Are you a health freak?: no
Are you a virgin?: no
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: moon
What is the worst weather?: dont care
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: no
How many grades have you failed?: none
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Cute Myspace Generators

Music:

Anything at all. I love music.

Movies:



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Television:

the OC of course lol and the simpsons love the simpsons. Family guy, American Dad and southpark. The supernatural ROCKSS!! and Thank God your Hear.

Books:

Funny Pictures i read!!

Heroes:

My heroes are Lebron James, Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam and Chris Judd.

My Blog

Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Alright I have a few issues right now that I need some feedback on. Im enjoying life heaps at the moment the job is good, and good money, my girlfriend has been the best thing that has happened to me ...
Posted by Hax on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:42:00 PST

My Ten influential people of my life

One: If only you can see this, you were my best mate, you were my life. You made me laugh and made me cry. No one I mean No one will or has ever filled the whole that you have left. Man you use to mak...
Posted by Hax on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST

Work its advantages and dis advantages!

Alright wel im over work again LOL seems to happen alot for me. What I cant understand is why do I have to do all this friggin work, im not the owner I just look after all the sales side of things. B...
Posted by Hax on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:30:00 PST