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Robyn

About Me

I'm a born-again Albertan with too much time on my hands. I'm a musician and self-proclaimed creative prodigy. I'm a teenager, I'm a student, I'm a ninja. I'm a blogger extroardinaire. I'm half of the greatest alt-rock duo ever to come out of Chetwynd, BC, and I'm a third-to-a-quarter of the greatest rock-punk-metal-funk outfit ever to sing about cucumbers and channel 745. I'm a comic-book geek, a fan of Loeb and Sale, Miller, Moore, and the great Stan Lee. However, I hate Chris Claremont with a passion. I'm a Star Wars-obsessed, Kevin Smith worshipping freak. I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, and I do not feel ashamed. I'm a mummy with a British accent. I'm half of the creative team that brought you "The Phury". I'm in love. I'm a Jackfish hick. I'm a devoted and single-minded fan of rock, punk, folk, alt, ska, reggae, metal, and the BeeGees. I'm an agnostic. I worship Hendrix, Cobain, Clapton, the Beatles, the Stones, Tom Petty, and too many others to mention. I'm out of ideas.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chad Kroeger, so I could slap the douche.

My Blog

Newness.

GAH!  Have I srsly not posted since that whole "stitches" incident?  Sweet Jesus.  Well, I’m not going to update you on everything that’s happened since then - that ain&rsqu...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:17:00 GMT

Stitches fo mah bitches!

So I realize I just fucking posted yesterday, but recent events make it necessary to post once more. Also, I'm stuck in Arranging and I'm bored as fuck.So yeah, I get home from work last night, make ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:39:00 GMT

I Swear I Don’t Actually Listen to That Much Alanis Morisette

My name is Robyn Slack.It's Monday afternoon, 3:04 pm, and I'm at home.This may not seem all that impressive to you, but it's a pretty fucking weird feeling for me, considering how I spent my Reading ...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 14:40:00 GMT

WTF?!

So I think I should apologize. See, as ridiculous as this might sound, I kind of forget that people actually READ this. I know, I know, it's on the fucking INTERNET, and the address is my name, so a...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 16:07:00 GMT

An Original Idea

Bear with me... this could be a long one.I had an original idea on the bus ride home today. I love that concept. Have you ever thought about how many of your ideas aren't original at all? And by id...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:53:00 GMT

Make Up Your Fucking Mind

I don't even know how to fucking start these things anymore. Seriously, I don't know why I try to make this work - I keep feeling like I should post, because I love blogging about random shit, but th...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:37:00 GMT

Updates

So I realize it's been a while, but screw all y'all, I bin busy.First off, our Wednesday gig: we were scheduled to play the Urban. It fucking flooded. So we got re-scheduled to an undetermined date....
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:30:00 GMT

The Weekend of Utter Bazam

Sometimes, life just goes all funny on you, and you gotta roll with it.First off, I got Friday off, which just doesn't happen. It's unheard of. I decided that this warranted a plan of some sort. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:53:00 GMT

Fucking Typical

A wise man (probably the wisest man I know, now that I think about it) once told me that New Year's resolutions are a big pile of shit. He explained that, while the length of a year is significant in...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:00:00 GMT

Ha! 11:57 is still TECHNICALLY Thursday!

CHAPTER FIFTEEN   WEEKS AGO: "What exactly are we waiting for?"   Agents Peters and Ross were stationed outside a large steel door on the south wall of a military base.  The moon was...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:03:00 GMT