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About Me

I'm Gerardo (her-rawr-d'oh). I can be shy at times so as a result, I have few close friends. There's a million things that I could say if you're down for listening. Lets have a conversation.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

- Maynard James Keenan.
- Stephen Tyrone Colbert.
- Vincent Bennett.
- Johnny Cash.
- Edward Theodore Gein.
- Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli.
- Jack The Ripper.
- Ian Thomas Garner MacKaye.
- René Descartes.
- Adolf Hitler.
- Siddhārtha Gautama.
- My true self.
- Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.
- Cassius Marcellus Clay Jr. - Muhammad Ali.
- Francis Albert Sinatra.
- Lewis Niles Black.
- Joseph Stalin.
- Darrell Lance Abbott.
- Vincent Paul Abbott.
- Charles Milles Manson.
- Santa Claus.
- François-Marie Arouet. - Voltaire.
- Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin.
- That special someone.

My Blog

Dreams Are For Dancers.

Have you ever spent a long ass time trying to remember something and when you finally remember you yell out loud what you remembered? That happened to me a couple of days ago.It was early in the morni...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 19:15:00 GMT

Tarantula.

This is so epic. I had to post it in a blog. ..I want to throw down with this kid at a show.He reminds me of this kid: LMAO.Well, that's it. I just wanted to ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 14:42:00 GMT

Hairy Knuckles.

Get out of my head. Everywhere I go in my mind, you're there.Well, now that that's been said, back to this.I know what you're thinking: "Oh my god, he's going to rant or complain about something he's ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:10:00 GMT

This Calls For A 1980's "Fixin' Stuff Up" Montage!

Well, spring break is pretty much over and school starts tomorrow. I had homework too. I know, that's lame. I had to write my very own play for English, a speech about where I'm going to be in 20 year...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:02:00 GMT

Your Mother Earth Is A Dirty Slut.

You know what mental disease I wouldn't mind having?Schizophrenia. It's like one big day dream for like the rest of your life unless you get it treated. Also, the people in your mind would be your tru...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:45:00 GMT

Beef Stew.

So in English class, we have these writing warm-ups. Mr. Burris gives us a subject and we have to write it in certain sentence variations. But today I guess he was testing us or just lazy or something...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:21:00 GMT

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob.

I was bored so I started thinking. I was thinking about the past.Then I said to my self:"What the fuck happened, man?"I need to get reacquainted with some of my old friends. Seriously. I remember 6t...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:49:00 GMT

A Crack In The Foundation.

Okay, I have three things to say.First of all, Happy 2009 or whatever you're suppose to say.Second of all, I'm not gonna keep one of those new years resolutions 'cause I'll never keep it or I'll just ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:17:00 GMT

So I stabbed a nigga in the face earlier today...

...cause that nigga stepped on my kicks and then when I stabbed that nigga, light started comming out were I cut him and started sayin shit in latin backwords. I was like "OH SHIT!" then the nigga sta...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:16:00 GMT

My Sophomore School Schedule.

1st Period - Reg. English II -  Burris2nd Period - PE - Flusche    (Second Semester - Speech - Grogan)3rd Period - World History - Cantrell4th Period - BIMM - Michener5th Period - ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:28:00 GMT