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Andrew

Your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass.

About Me

I'm a working writer living in Austin, TX.I'm chasing the dream of being a professional writer. I write short stories and novels and have published them via my website www.andrewshughes.comI have very little interest in writing anything other than what I create. People often offer advice on stories, characters, getting a job in journalism because some writer did it that way, or other nonsense. I write for me and I share. I can't think of another way to do it.I wrote a book called Dakota Drive and am trying to get it published, which is funny, considering how much crap is out there.And I'm married to karla (see karlalala) below.

My Interests

I'm interested in a great many things, but the short list is weight-lifting and beer drinking, although not at the same time.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Especially if they want to talk about music, or kung-fu, or movies, or drinking beer.Of course, I'd probably like to meet just about anybody once. President G.W. Bush. I'd love meet him and say a few CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED things to him about his murderous war crimes and inability to run the country without looking like a drooling, illiterate redneck.

Music:

I think that music is important and like everybody else, I've got a whole truck load of bands that I like.But I won't be a dork and list all 5347 of them. Instead I'll give you the most important one, at least as far as influencing me.Most recently DragonForce, but historically Iron Maiden, Misfits, Metallica, Primus, Stanley Clarke, Alkaline Trio, Bad Religion, Sharks and Sailors, Johnny Cash, Elvis. I also dig Nelly Furtado and Mindy Smith (lovely voices.)We also can't forget a whole slew of Broadway musicals, Cirque du Soleil, and the Blue Man Group.

Movies:

I'm not going to list a bunch of movies here, either. But I will tell you that my favorite movie is a toss-up between Conan the Barbarian and Shaun of the Dead.

Television:

The Simpsons rule. It's still clever after 20 years.

Books:

Wow. Now here is a some good information.Shakespeare, Mark Twain, and Robert Heinlein are probably my favorite authors. Most of what they write is fantastic stuff. Rowling, Gardner, Cussler, Woods, and the list goes on. You're a bit of a tool if you have a favorite author. Have multiple favorite authors. Let me be one.I read anything and everything that's not nailed down and am always buying and borrowing books.I have a silly ambition to have a library one day and it distresses me to sale books or have most of them in storage.I like to read. Period. I really don't understand folks who don't. Someone once said there is no difference between those who cannot read and those who choose to not read.If it wasn't reading, they'd call it an addiction.Also, "A Warrior Within" is a fantastic book about the philosophies of Bruce Lee. Fabulous book.I've also been reading about Buddhism lately. It predates Christianity and seems to be a system of moral logic instead of blind faith. Definitely warrants more study.

Heroes:

I could spend a few pages talking about heroes. I got a few of them, real fictional, and imagined, that I consider heroes.Playing bass in band doesn't make you a hero, nor does having the lack of character to sell out and kiss ass just to make a movie.If you're a drummer who loses an arm in a car accident, but doesn't give up your dream and plays anyway, that's a hero.Sacrificing for someone else makes you a hero.Sadly, being a poor bastard who volunteers to join the Army to take advantage of the GI Bill and some idiot president send you to war to die, and you do, doesn't make you a hero. You're a tragedy. Pat Tillman was a good man who died honorably for something he believed in, but he's not a hero.Heroes are important. But it's more important to correctly apply the definition.

My Blog

What will be ruined next?

Those Madison Avenue fatcats are at it again. This time, they've taken a legendary band from the 80's, one that thrived with no radio play, no Grammy, no bullshit American Idol-type fake crap.Iron Mai...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:13:00 PST

Beer

I find it funny that Coors Light has commercials marketing the features of their cans and/or bottles.The new "vent" on their cans for a "smooth pour." I guess Coors Light figures their drinkers are re...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:16:00 PST

STick FigUres

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Posted by Andrew on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:39:00 PST

Confusing People

People are confusing, at least that's me putting it mildly. Bear with me a moment and you'll understand what I mean. I was trying to turn left at a yield sign. Traffic was steady from my right and di...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST

Scary People

I've been hearing a lot in the last few days from folks who are against the positive change heralded by Barack Obama. Somehow, impossibly enough, these folks seem to think that America is on the cusp ...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:39:00 PST

Think

Texas has a chance to make it right. We spawned that idiot, murderous, traitorous bastard George W. Bush. Are we going to make another mistake with Hillary?Think for a second. Why her? What's she done...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:37:00 PST

Vote for Hillary, vote for BJs

We're still a long way away from the next Presidential Election. The Republicans have seemed to figure out who their best bet is, John McCain. Democrats are still scratching their heads.I'd recommend ...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:35:00 PST

Money Where My Mouth Is

I'm kicking this writer dream in the ass.Nobody is going to give me a break. I'm going to have to scrape, claw, bite, scrabble, climb, burrow, and spelunk my way to my goal(s). The industry is all abo...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

Age of UnReason, Part 1

I know it's not a word, but it's how I feel. We have a pretty awesome set of rules that govern this country. It's the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. These documents are supposed to grant us cer...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 05:11:00 PST

Eva Longoria and the Robot

Saturday we took Ethan to an Austin Toros game and Eva Longoria of Desperate Housewives fame was there with her husband, whoever he is.For all you Maxim fans and folks who care, I can only describe he...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:43:00 PST