Wal-Mart Greeter |
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-M...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
Wild Jamaican Sex |
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring>>around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this>>small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 15:19:00 GMT |
TRUE FRIENDSHIP |
"True" Friendship
(None of that Sissy Crap)
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 20:52:00 GMT |
Maria's Honeymoon |
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was a very nervous. Her mother reassured her, "Don...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:25:00 GMT |
15 Actual Police Comments |
The Following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual> police car videos around the country.>> #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're> new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 19:19:00 GMT |
Water vs. Alcohol |
Water vs. AlcoholIt has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:04:00 GMT |
Happy Thanksgiving |
Hello,
I just wanted to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving Day.
I'm really thankful to have you all as friends on my space.
Love you all so be safe and have a great day.
XOXOXOXOX
Jody Gay
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
Which Alocholic Drink Would You Be |
Martini!http://img.quizuniverse.com/martini.jpg"> />Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you onl...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 20:57:00 GMT |
Broke Back Mountain Lady |
Broke Back Mountain Lady
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newsp...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:50:00 GMT |
Little Mark |
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little MARK. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the firs...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 21:12:00 GMT |
