TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: 7-15-82
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: Latitude 60° Longitude 105°
Eye Color: Fantastical Light Brown
Hair Color: SEE ABOVE
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, Duh . . . what am I some kind of freak?
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: I took it back real old skool and wore my AIRWALKS yeah you read that right fucking Airwalks! big whoop wanna fight about it?
Your Weakness: Food! God I so WOULD do anything for a klondike bar...
Your Fears: Time, Death, the Unknown and Bridget Nelson in a bikini.. gross
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers from Pizza Hut that has been fused with the Buffalo Chicken pizza from Frank's in Millville. Wow that would just be a fucking orgy in my gullet!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a God Damn job in my field!!! oh and lose 20lbs before my bros wedding in June
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What is this "instant messenger" that you speak so highly of?
Thoughts First Waking Up: man I gotta start waking up earlier…
Your Best Physical Feature: I get compliments on my ASS and EYE LASHES a lot.
Your Bedtime: lately its been around 6:00 a.m. no really, it is.
Your Most Missed Memory: My Childhood, life was great back when you had no responsibilities.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi all the way! and yeah I CAN TASTE A DIFFERENCE for all you fucks who say it tastes the same.
MacDonalds or Burger King: I miss my BK Lounge!
Single or Group Dates: Group mostly, unless it's a special occasion, like when you know you can get some tang!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Green Tea with citrus
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither! coffee can kiss my black ass
Do you Smoke: just Crack
Do you Swear: do you even know me?
Do you Sing: if you wanna call it that. What I do might resemble singing in som fashion
Do you Shower Daily: nah sometimes I like to see how long I can go before I can't stand to be around myself anymore.... im just kidding of course I shower weekly
Have you Been in Love: I'm in it now :)~
Do you want to go to College: Already got that useless piece of really, really expensive paper hanging on my wall reminding me everyday that College is over rated
Do you want to get Married: Some year, like 10 years from now
Do you belive in yourself: For the most part yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm not a pansy
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure why not, I know I'm not ugly
Are you a Health Freak: Yes and No
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course, I owe everything I have to them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Oh yeah the babe melter aka Guitar! or aka instant action machine or aka I can sleep with your GF cause I have more talent then you ever will piece of wood.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rarely.... Im weining out Alcohol from my diet.
In the past month have you Smoked: Just that 8-ball of Crack that I mentioned earlier
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is Love a drug? *insert emotionally charged heart felt "Ahhhhhhh's" here*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: If you've been with your GF for over 2 years are they still called dates? if so then yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup just the other day. I got to see Willlie Parker and play Glow-in-the-Dark Mini Golf in the Friggin' mall! it was so awesome
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Only Obese people do that, or Bears and Horses or any other really large mammal
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gross!! I HATE SEAFOOD
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes... the stage of LIFE.... ok that one didn't work. Ill just go with a NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've been rejected by ONS, Pipitone Group, Giant Ideas, Marc USA and a bunch of other Graphic Design Firms
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but now that you mentioned it I will
Ever been Drunk: Fuck yeah, That was the only thing there was to do at LaRoche
Ever been called a Tease: Probably
Ever been Beaten up: nope got a perfect record 0-0-0, what can I say people like me
Ever Shoplifted: nah, but I should have
How do you want to Die: peacefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Successful
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: eh, really doesnt matter either
Short or Long Hair: long for sure, If I liked short then I might as well turn gay
Height: no shorter then 5"
Weight: If I fail to pick your fat ass up from the ground then you're not for me. Or if it take me longer then 5 seconds to walk around you then you're not for me.
Best Clothing Style: anything but like a hippie or a ghetto bitch works for me.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: CD haha get with the times man!! its all MP3's nigga and I own about 6 thousand of them!
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to list. I do at least one thing a day that I regret! but living through them is how you learn your life lessons.
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I write my own music.
any cheesey B-rated Horror flicks are great. Anything with zombies, the Evil Dead Trilogy, anything made by Troma except for The Attack of the Killer Condom. Comedys, throw in some drama in there and Im pretty well rounded.
ADULT SWIM! 10:00 - 12:30 (skip Anime) then 2:00 - 3:30. Thats pretty much the only time I watch the Idiot Box, except for football Sunday and when the Pens are playing.
ALL the Harry Potters! (yeah laugh I know Im a nerd... I used to play D&D too!) Graphic Design books, Music books, Computer Program books, Pop-up books (what? their fucking fun) Coloring books (their fun too) Books where you choose your own adventure!
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