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Illesheim

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I have (in order of appearance) 1 husband aka Christiaan, 2 BOYS aka Gabriel and Alexander, and 1 cat aka Ollie the Magic Bum or aka pain in my arse. (RIP Sept. 07)
I never get enough sleep...I miss my favorite sheet (it was lost in Paris)...I talk way too much. You should see my phone bill...I love living in Germany and don't really want to come back in late 2009...There are only two jobs I really want to do. 1. Perform in a Broadway musical (many of them) or 2. Work at the airport (a big airport)...I love to people watch...One of these days I'll do at least one of those...I love inside jokes. If I ever respond to a question with "Uterus"...I promise it's okay to ask me why.
Autism invades my waking hours....both of my boys are on the Spectrum...and yes, it's okay to ask me about it. I have nothing to hide and they are amusing and Amazing kids...it's never a dull moment in this household...We have a broom named Bob(you have to ask for it by name...broom just won't cut it)
I love people and believe that most of them have something interesting and valuable to add to the world...except when I'm driving and then my mantra is "I hate people, I hate people, that bastard just cut me off, I hate people"
I'm sure you can tell that the hubby is in the Army...Yep, that makes me a "Military Wife"....Yes, I've had some interesting neighbors in many different places....I never thought that I would live in such exotic locales as Spring Lake or Bunnlevel (no, really) North Carolina...or Beautiful (except for the Sand Gnats) Savannah, Georgia...and of course (I said it earlier and it says so by my picture) Illesheim, Germany....Hell, one of my old neighbors was actually from MWC...Who knew I would move to Europe and live by someone from my hometown.Did I forget to mention that I have an incredible husband and that we just had our 14th anniversary? ....Well, now you know....and knowing is half the battle
and now I'm done....
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Knuckleheads.... A Monkey dressed like a human... People that own/owned a pet rock.... Craftmatic adjustable bed salesmen... That guy/girl that did that thing that one time when I was at that place... Artificial sweeteners... The Daddy that bought a Donkey... LiteBrite Operators... People that think I'm FaFaFaFaFaFab-u-lous... I wish I could be home to see this for real.

My Blog

I did it to waste time...Mine and Yours....

It has been forever since I've posted anything. Stuff happens, but I haven't felt like writing about it. Chris is still in Iraq and the boys are crazy. Big Al has decided that he is in charge of the W...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:03:00 GMT

A Cough and a Beaver

You read the title right....that is what Big Al told me while he was trying to get out of going to school last week.  
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:29:00 GMT

Beat-Up Dog.....

Another actual conversation....this is from today. The background: Gabe is almost 11 and has Asperger's Syndrome, Alex is 8 and has Atypical Autism...and I let Alex choose the next video to watch... A...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:26:00 GMT

Gotta love drummers......

I found this in another blog that I keep...the date is there....I just thought it was funny....I'm missing Chris more than you could ever know.....   2001/09/04 10:14 Last night Chris and I were ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:07:00 GMT

Bad Poetry from 2001

  I found this poem while looking for (and saving) pictures from another blog that I've had since 2001. I wrote it as a joke for Mother's Day..... I love my mom, she is so neat...I'm just glad s...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:04:00 GMT

And the award for crazy goes to.......

An actual conversation I just had with Gabe:   G: You know the United States? Kerri: Yes... G: Well you know that cartoon I used to watch Squirrel Boy? K: I don't.... G: Well that squirrel, Rodn...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:10:00 GMT

1 Delta 10 Tango

So, I guess it's time to write something new. I figure I'm just going to let things flow...but what? I do know that I just couldn't leave my whiny, pity party throwing entry on top for another day. ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 13:39:00 GMT

My Friends Don't Know Dionne Warwick

So the last month and a half have just been ..uh ..shite....You heard me right, I said shite. Chris has been home 6 days total and he is actually still gone...So now you know why I've been on this st...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:20:00 GMT

Wisdom....Who needs it?

Well, I was sitting here this morning trying to wake up and the Magic 8 Ball was just calling to me to ask it a question.....So of course I indulge and ask it the question of all questions.... Me: Mag...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 01:12:00 GMT

I'm the Goose....

So, I've been tagged by Jenny to tell 6 things about me..... Here goes.... 1. I have an unhealthy obsession with drums...and even though I don't have any at this time, I drum on my legs so I always ha...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:34:00 GMT