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John

Be Bitchy at Home...be nice to my face...give me your fake and I'll raise you my fake

About Me

"the mamma mia machine can't run without me?!"Be Bitchy at Home...be nice to my face...give me your fake and I'll raise you my fake "Over the goddamn rainbow....right down the yellow brick road...!!""'Q' may also be too sophisticated for Vegas audiences, whose tates generally run to animal acts, Celine Dion and slot machines.""Oh my god...i'm so sorry...i'm like totally raping your brain"--ACTOR"There is nothing wrong with wanting to be great." "Unless you're not." --DEFIANCE"I'm still looking for a good clean fight." "Will you listen you son of a bitch...There is no such thing!"--DEFIANCE

My Interests

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Movies:

The Brady Bunch, A Very Brady Sequal, From Justin to Kelly, All About Eve, Mean Girls, Best Movie...Incredible!

Television:

THE VIEW

Books:

The Tales of the City Series, Maybe the Moon, The Diary of Mad Playwright-the perilous adventures on the road with Mary Martin and Carol Channing, Harry Potter

My Blog

The Olsen Twin Voicemail

Hi Hillary. Its John. Um I think I just saw an Olsen twin? Do they live in NY? Im confused. Im like all your pop culture is like running through my head and its not in any coherent fashion. Very sickl...
Posted by John on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:21:00 PST

Dunzo = parentals house

So the parents house is DUNZO...and by dunzo I mean the Scranton homestead is possibly no more...SOLD. Thanks for the word Hillary...I stole it for the evening:)
Posted by John on Mon, 22 May 2006 06:54:00 PST

tear-streaked Tanning

tear-streaked tanning today is good friday and across the nation schools are closed. my job only exists when schools are open. thus i am doing nothing but sitting at my desk perusing all of the ea...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hillary's Hillarity

"Sometimes I like to stand on my bed, hold a broomstick and sing this song..." GLINDA Why couldnt you have stayed calm, for once! Instead of flying off the handle -- ! I hope you're happy I h...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aladin?!

I m-a-y-b-e {space} p-o-s-s-i-b-l-y want to do the aladin dance right about now!!! where's a budday to help!
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Colonial Spirit...

Catch the colonial Spirit At your hometown Colonial Bank The Colonial can do spirit It's our way of saying THANKS! Strong enough to deliver Perfect size to care--hey! Catch the colonial Spirit...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST