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this is my pet robot. his name is jessica. he likes to eat children and cake. sometimes i take him to the park and he poops and i have to clean it up with a baggie. then i have to carry it home and my mom gets mad and my dad is dead so he doesn't get mad.

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i would like to meat other robot named jessica enthusiasts and people with dead dads so we have something to talk about. people without dead dads just aren't as interesting.MOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODE

My Blog

I couldn’t sleep so I did math instead.

A Mathematical Approach to the Existence of Santa Claus.No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insect...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:22:00 GMT

well that’s just creepy

seriously... creepy man... i don't think i'll sleep tonight.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:47:00 GMT

what i like about my house.

there is almost always music. either someone is listening to something really good or someone is playing something. I love it. i wrote a song yesterday. it went from autobiographical to anti-war. not ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:34:00 GMT

i love pandora

www.pandora.comit's the best best internet music player in the whole world.here's my list of stations so far1.ani difranco2. the appleseed cast3. augie march4. barenaked ladies5. belle and sebastian6....
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:40:00 GMT

hi, my name is Harold.

Dammit, people like me. I've never really paid much attention but lately pretty much everyone I know and most people I don't know keep saying how great I am. Shocking. It's all "Cory is so great at th...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:54:00 GMT

Home

So I'm moving today to a house over on Plum street. I seem to keep doing this. From the time I was about 17 I haven't been able to sit still. First it was from home to a house about 20 miles away for ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:11:00 GMT

My deepest secrets and innerworkings

I haven't had too bad a life I guess. I mean all in all it was ok. My parents were very encouraging and for all the fighting I did with my brother, I knew he loved me and liked being around me. I didn...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:04:00 GMT