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Jay Bump

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About Me

I came to bring the pain, straight hardcore from the brain. And also drink beer, smoke, play music, listen to music and play my stupid fantasy sports crap. Hopefully soon, I'll be in South Africa studying Great White Sharks and taking pictures underwater. I, also run my company's softball team. And I take great pride in the fact that I'm an excellent father. And a pretty decent husband. BITCHES!!! Then of course there is always a crabbing trip mixed in there.

My Interests

Hanging with my daughter, going to Hockey/Football/Baseball games with my boys. Get romatic with my lovely wife, and dickin around with my Myspace account. Thinking about the next 5 tattoos I'm getting. Playing Poker with the fellas, and of course my Xbox. And the 2002 Super Bowl Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Jello Wrestling is also fun to host to.

I'd like to meet:

People who are interesting and don't piss me off to much. Also, I'd like to meet myself from 10 years in the future, and I'd also like to meet Gwen Stefani so I could slap her for sucking so bad. Oh yeah, and this Bitch

Music:

311, Soulfly, Seplutura, The Bloodhound Gang, Animal Alpha, Weezer, Townhall, Old Blotter, Tool, Perfect Circle, Wu-Tang, Blur, Pharcyde, Cypress Hill, Outkast, Pantera, Rob Banks and DJ Doctor Device, NOFX, Social Distortion, Ol' Dirty Bastard, DMX, Soundgarden, Nirvanna, Audioslave, Pearljam, Temple of the Dog, Alice N' Chains, The Eve Band, Townhall, Rage Against the Machine, The Game, Notorious B.I.G., Pharcyde, System of a down, Jamiroquai, Beastie Boys, Die Fantasichen Vier, Absolute Beginner, Helmet, Deftones, KORN, Jimi Hendrix, Baby Brother, the pins, Nerfherder, Cannibus, NWA, The Chemical Brothers, Diesel boy,Billy Idol and tons of other cool shit...

Movies:

Too many to list I've seen proably every movie made since 1983. So we'll just go with favorite quotes.

"I'm on drugs!!!"
Russell from Stillwater in Almost Famous

"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind?" Jim Carrey - Liar Liar

"I can hear my heartbeat through my penis!"
Mark Paul Gosselar - Dead Man on Campus

"Your like a big bear Mikey, and you've got these claws, and you've got these teeth. With this Mikey, with this you don't know how to kill the bunny!"
Vince Vaughn - Swingers

"How about a holy bartender?" "Get it?"
Jason Lee - Dogma

"We've got BUSH!!!"
Booger - The Revenge of the Nerds (Part 2)

"Man-kind is a cancer, a plague of the Earth"
Agent Smith - The Matrix

"Your a virgin, who can't drive."
Brittany Murphy-Clueless

Television:

The Boondocks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Chelsea Handler Show, Simpsons, Absouletley Fabulous, Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, South Park, The Venture Brothers, The Deadliest Catch, Flavor of Love, Seinfeld, Chappelle Show, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos (when it's on), Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Family Guy, Teen Titans, Beavis & Butthead on MTV2, Futurama, King of the Hill, The Cosby Show, Roseanne, What's Happening, What's Happening Now, The Benny Hill Show, Laugh In, NFL Football, My Name is Earl, Sanford & Son, The Duck Factory, In living color, Night Court

Books:

Dante's Inferno, Flowers for Algeron, Join my Cult, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, Fight Club, The Bible (so funny), The Guerilla Filmakers handbook, CUJO, Pet Semetary, mostly Stephen King, Moby Dick, A Catcher in the Rye, and anything by Tobias Wolfe.

Heroes:

Jay & Silent Bob, Booger from the Revenge of the Nerds series, and myself

My Blog

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Posted by Jay Bump on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:06:00 PST