The first time I slept with the British Navy |
I remember the first time I slept with the British Navy. I had just arrived in the Bristol port on my private yacht only to discover I was short on fuel--but, as I would soon discover, not on ad...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:26:00 GMT |
The first time I played a harpsichord |
I remember the first time I played a harpsichord. I was with my good friend, Mr. Steve Winwood and we were at a charity event for the late Johnny Pacheco when WHO should we run into but THE Mr. Tito P...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 02:59:00 GMT |
Oh that unspeakable thing you do |
I remember the first time I puked on my own shirt. It was a Versace. I was with my good friend, Mrs. Joan Rivers. We were in Atlantic City waiting to see Buddy Hackett & David Copperfield. Wed be...
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 03:26:00 GMT |
Technicolor Yawn |
Woke up in a bed of vomit
I think I hate myself
Woke up in a bed of vomit
I lost my pink wig and I'm in hell
Dont' tell me -- don't tell me -- what I did last night
Don't tell me -- don't tell ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 03:07:00 GMT |
My favorite moment |
My favorite moment is when I open up a new bottle of wine, and I literally SEE the cork expanding as I slowly pull it out.... It's divine! It's specatcular! It' wonderful! It's marvelous! It's great! ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 May 2005 19:19:00 GMT |
The first time I met Indiana Jones |
I remember the first time I met Indiana Jones. I was just getting out of a KISS concert in Cincinatti with my good friend Mr. Al Green when WHO should I run into, but THE Mr. Indiana Jones! He was car...
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 14:50:00 GMT |
Resolutions are for pussies |
In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Find out who I got that STD from.
Bang the girl who lives next door.
Hook up with the ugly geek next door.
Be more gangster than Snoop Dogg.
Generat...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:34:00 GMT |
The first time I met 2Pac |
I remember the first time I met 2Pac. I was with my good friend Mister David Hasselhoff walking down Ventura Boulevard when WHO should we run into but the man himself - 2Pac. At time time he was a nob...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 11:09:00 GMT |
The first time I met Jeffery Lebowski |
I remember the first time I met Mister Jeffrey Lebowski. I had just gotten released on bail and The Miss Judy Cox and I decided take a trip to Compton to visit our good friend Mister Dr. Dre. While cr...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Apr 2005 02:36:00 GMT |
My Personality |
Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results Warmth 10% Intellect 62% Emotional Stability 62% Aggressiveness 74% Liveliness 90% Dutifulness 14% Social Assertiveness 90% Sensitiv...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:20:00 GMT |
