+ It's a good thing beer tastes kinda gross because if it tasted like Kool-Aid, we'd all be alcoholics.
+ I don't know about you, but I think having fun is pretty damn cool.
+ I believe the government hasn't cured Taco Neck Syndrome because they're in cahoots with Big Taco.
+ I resisted for 2 years and 49 days to take a "typical MySpace photo," but I finally took one. Somebody shoot me in the face 13 times.
+ I think all babies look like evil mutant aliens.
+ If you think about, it's really not out of the question that if anacondas had the ability to talk, they could totally kill us all and take over the world.
+ If Jesus really did die and come back to life, that would make him a zombie which means he needs to be shot in the head as soon as possible.
+ I don't eat red meat because I hate Commies.
+ I voted for Ralph Nader two elections in a row because Democrats and Republicans are just Kmart and WalMart - they're both huge corporate entities that sell a lot of cheap shit.
+ I make video art and take a lot of photos.
+ When I was little, I swallowed toothpaste and sucked on coins.
+ If I were a Transformer, I'd want to turn from a robot into a pencil sharpener because I never have one around when I need it and I don't like pens or mechanical pencils.
+ When I grow up, I want to be a dinosaur.
+ I really just kind of joined this thing as a goof and to decorate my page in pretty colors and unnecessary pictures and music.
