How do there,i'm a 23 year old piss artist, I play a variety of instruments, basically a jack of all trades (but master of fuck all). I like a few beverages and I am a student in London at Thames Valley University doing journalism!
Bands I have played for:
1. The Toyz (awful, just plain awful)
2. Johnny Cronin (The Aftermath) Some of the best pop writing i've come across
3. Bam Bam Francs, one of the most manic bands i've come a cross and I have a very hazy recollection of those few years, RESULT!!!
4. Helped setup a successful monthly club night back up North in Leeds called Dyslexic Dicso, check it out, it's a bit good!
Recently though I got a new job working in a mad as fuck Irish pub in Brentford called the Brogue, it's a bit good, although I wouldn't go there if you scare easily!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kev
Birthday: 22/2/83
Birthplace: Jimmys
Current Location: Fucking Brentford
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: changes from time to time, recently dark blonde
Height: 5'10'ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Supposedly Irish, but i'm adopted so who knows?
The Shoes You Wore Today: my gangsta shoes
Your Weakness: Spiders
Your Fears: Spiders and small places
Your Perfect Pizza: 8oz's of meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get anew band together
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: eh?
Thoughts First Waking Up: "christ i'm gonna explode!"
Your Best Physical Feature: supposedly my eyes, but nowa days they look fucked all the time
Your Bedtime: infrequent
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging around with my whole family as a child
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi's cheaper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King all the way
Single or Group Dates: Single for the first time, double dates are cool though
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, PG Tips
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: PG Tips
Do you Smoke: Like a trooper (not proud of it, tried quitting several times, roll on July)
Do you Swear: Does the pope shit in the woods?
Do you Sing: I used to shout in a band
Do you Shower Daily: Aye
Have you Been in Love: Sadly so
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: To that special lady
Do you belive in yourself: Depends daily
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not to my knowledge, but after that mushroom escapade, well let's just say I had chips for dinner
Do you think you are Attractive: No ,but sick deluded people do
Are you a Health Freak: mmmmmm?... Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, they're great
Do you like Thunderstorms: Once BBQ'd in one, extreme cooking man
Do you play an Instrument: Jack of all trades, master of fuck all
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: gallons
In the past month have you Smoked: a few
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not for a long time, quite proud of myself at the moment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah mate, sadly
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Bought some trousers and stuff for a funeral in Marks and Sparks, does that count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah but I ate half a box of Frosties
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: me and sea food don't really get along love
In the past month have you been on Stage: No and I miss it so, I love to strut my stuff mofo
In the past month have you been Dumped: not for a year
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope but there was that time in Lanzarote
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A lasses virginity by accident, but that was September, and a bottle of wine, but that was by accident too
Ever been Drunk: next question...
Ever been called a Tease: only in bed
Ever been Beaten up: many a time
Ever Shoplifted: i'll refer to four questions back
How do you want to Die: Snowboarding in a tornado
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An international journalist
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, Black, Dyed
Short or Long Hair: Longish
Height: smaller than me
Weight: couldn't tell you, just in proportion
Best Clothing Style: their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: Couldn't count it mate
Number of CDs I own: And again, couldn't count it
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: There's a few, don't really want to count otherwise i'll remember em man
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