stay out of hospitals bitch. |
you wonder when you'll grow up..when you think youre finally there something helps you to realize that youre actually not..knowing how to let go of silly ideas and stop holding on to dusty memories i ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:45:00 GMT |
damn lizards |
Today, I was... and this is hard to say publicly... the victim of inter-species sexual assault. If you see this bastard, you tell him that no means no, and no matter how cute he is, you don't jus...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:19:00 GMT |
A man. |
A man not measured in numbers of any kind.Not by the cars in his garage, the width of his arms, the amount of women he lays.A man who measures himself based off the "Idea of a man" by other men is a s...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 13:27:00 GMT |
asshole |
the sister asked me to write a funnier blog seeing as how im in a crappy mood i have no idea why i even bothered doing this it seemed like the thing to do about 3 minutes ago, but now i...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:26:00 GMT |
damn. |
i was thinking about how fucked up the world is and how there are no good people left in it and then i realized i was part of that.
aha damn that sucks.
start a revolution.
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 12:03:00 GMT |
stupid girl. |
I am not a stupid girl. In fact, I am FREAKISHLY BRILLIANT. I always told people that when you play stupid, no one expects anything from you. That is NOT why I play stupid, but, people believe it...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:10:00 GMT |
America |
I was going to write a long thesis... ... about why you, America, are a bunch of pussies, but I've decided that you're beneath my efforts and talents. At least for tonight, anyway.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 01:54:00 GMT |
fashion. |
love it.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:46:00 GMT |
Beowulf and the dragon. |
ok so lets see... where to start where to start... ah, ok do you remember the conversation we had about the top things not to do to each other? well I recall that I wasnt really sure what mine would b...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:28:00 GMT |
Motherfuckers |
Motherfuckers don't even know and this, largely, is the problem with motherfuckers.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:07:00 GMT |
