Brendan T Gleason

let me expain...there is too much to explain, let me sum up. from tampa, fl. moved to LA 21 months ago(you're allowed to talk in months until it's over 3 years old...you can go over three years, but it's dangerous. just ask any parent who says their kid is 38 months old, when in the background their kid is holding up 3 fingers and giving the mom a look like, "what are you an idiot...i'm 3!") my mind never wanders, i don't like when people make sidenotes to things(like if they're talking to you and they get off topic and randomly go on to something that isn't pertinent and usually drags on until they forget what the original conversation was about) where was i? oh yeah, i work during the days at a mutual fund company called dimensional fund advisors where i hold 2 records...i ate 3 packs of Hi-Chews(a japanese candy similar to Mambas, but better) faster than anyone in the office, and i'm the only guy who took his skate off and tried to stab someone with it. other than that, i'm pretty mellow, pretty lazy, and just...well...pretty!